Escape to Paradise: Courtyard San Jose Escazu's Luxury Awaits
Escape to Paradise: Courtyard San Jose Escazu's Luxury Awaits - My Honest (and Sometimes Messy) Take
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just stumbled out of the Courtyard San Jose Escazu, and I'm still trying to sort through the mountain of memories. They call it "Luxury Awaits," and honestly? They're shooting for the stars, sometimes hitting them, sometimes… well, sometimes you get a slightly lukewarm buffet. But hey, isn't that life? Let's dive in, shall we?
First things first: Accessibility. I'm not in a wheelchair, thank goodness, but I do appreciate a hotel that gets it. And Escazu? They mostly do. Wheelchair accessible rooms are available, which is a huge plus. I wandered around looking for Accessibility issues and think the main areas are pretty good. The elevator is a lifesaver (especially after that mountain of buffet food!), and there's a general feeling of trying to be inclusive.
Rooms, Glorious Rooms! My room was packed with all the usual suspects: Air conditioning (bless!), a comfy bed with those fluffy pillows that steal your soul (in a good way), a desk for the obligatory work emails (ugh), and the all-important Wi-Fi [free]. Thank heavens for the Wi-Fi in all rooms! And yeah, there's Air conditioning in public area too. But let's be real, I spent about 99% of my time in the room, dodging the sun, which is a good thing because I've got a bad sun allergy that makes me look like a lobster on holiday. The Internet access – wireless was decent and I mostly relied on it. Honestly, this is a big win when you're battling a deadline or just trying to binge-watch that show you've been putting off. The TV had a decent handful of Satellite/cable channels. A refrigerator and coffee/tea maker were a nice touch too. I could've used a little more complimentary tea though. I like to be caffeinated and I think I went through two boxes of tea bags in 4 days.
Oh, and the bathroom! The bathrobes… sigh. Pure comfort. The shower was hot and the toiletries were… well, they did the job. The mirror was pretty good for admiring your post-buffet belly (we all do it, don't lie!).
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, hold the phone. This is where Escazu really shines. Post-pandemic, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so I paid REAL close attention. The Anti-viral cleaning products they use? I liked them. They made me feel better anyway. The room was meticulously cleaned daily thanks to the Daily housekeeping service. The Rooms sanitized between stays and they offered a Room sanitization opt-out available, which is kind of cool so that you can choose the level of interaction between room service and yourself. The Hand sanitizer was everywhere and the staff clearly adhere to Staff trained in safety protocol. The CCTV in common areas and Security [24-hour] made me feel secure.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Overcooked: This is where things got a bit… varied. The Breakfast [buffet] had its moments. The Western breakfast was standard fare, so not super creative. There's also Asian breakfast but I didn't get a chance to try it, because I woke up late. The Coffee shop was a lifesaver. The Poolside bar was the perfect place for the afternoon and the pool area was beautiful. The Happy hour offers were cool, I ended up having a few too many. My personal verdict? Good. But, it needs a little more oomph. Let's just say, it's not the reason you go to Escazu, but it's certainly a pleasant bonus.
Things to do (and ways to relax): Okay, this is where Escazu started to feel like a dream. Seriously. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is gorgeous, with that iconic Pool with a view. But the real star was the Spa. Seriously. I went in for a Massage and… well, let's just say I almost forgot my name. It was bliss. Pure, unadulterated bliss. There's also a Sauna, Steamroom, and various other Spa/sauna offerings that I didn't get around to. This is where the "Luxury Awaits" part really clicks in. They have a Fitness center if you're into that sort of torture (I'm not, but it looked well-equipped).
Services and Conveniences - The Extras That Make a Difference: Escazu knows how to take care of you. Concierge was helpful, the Daily housekeeping was efficient, and the Laundry service saved my life (thanks, spilled coffee!). Food delivery is a plus, but I'm guessing I'll be going out more next time. The Car park [free of charge] makes it easier to get around. The Airport transfer is convenient.
Okay, The Real Deal, What REALLY Happened:
Honestly, the staff went out of their way to make me feel welcome. I had a minor issue with my key card, and it got resolved like that. The Front desk [24-hour] service is a lifesaver. And look, there are the little things, like the Bottle of water in the room (appreciated), the Wake-up service, and the fact that you can grab a bottle of water at any point in time.
The Bottom Line (and the Stream-of-Consciousness Rambling):
Escazu isn't perfect. It has its little quirks. But it's comfortable, clean, safe, and the spa is worth the price of admission alone. The Hotel chain clearly has its act together. It’s the kind of place where you can actually relax, which, let's face it, is what we're all desperately seeking these days. It’s not exactly inexpensive, especially if you’re hitting up the spa every day. But it’s also not gouging either.
Now, the Hard Sell (Because, You Know, I'm Supposed To):
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, perfectly-curated TripAdvisor itinerary. This is the raw, unadulterated truth about my trip to the Courtyard San Jose Escazu. Wish me luck. I might also need some therapy after this.
The "Almost Lost My Mind in Costa Rica" Itinerary
(Or, How I Learned to Love Gallo Pinto and Hate Traffic)
Day 1: Arrival and the Unholy Alliance of Jet Lag and Panic
Morning (Pre-dawn - Ugh): Landed in San Jose. Let's be honest, "landed" is a generous term. More like crash-landed after a flight where I think I swapped seats with a toddler who screamed for seven hours straight. The customs line seemed to stretch to infinity. Found my luggage, which was a miracle. My blood pressure? Not so lucky.
Mid-Morning (Around 10 AM - give or take): Taxi ride to the Courtyard in Escazu. The driver, bless his heart, spoke about a million miles a minute, mostly in Spanish. I caught fragments like, "pura vida," "traffic," and "crazy gringo." The traffic part I understood very well because that journey was actually a good hour, and I’ve seen better organized chaos in a clown convention.
Lunch (12 PM - ish): Check-in. Rooms are fine. Standard Courtyard fare. The AC is a godsend because this humidity could literally melt a polar bear. Lunch was at the hotel restaurant. I bravely ordered the Casado (rice, beans, meat, plantains). It wasn't love at first bite. Let's say it was…acquaintance at first bite.
Afternoon (2 PM - 5 PM): Nap. Oh sweet, glorious nap. Jet lag hit me like a rogue wave. Woke up vaguely disoriented and slightly convinced I'd aged a decade.
Evening (6 PM - 10 PM): Wandered around Escazu. It's a pretty upscale area, lots of expensive shops and fancy restaurants. The food, however, looked so expensive, I went back to the hotel and, shamefully, bought a pre-made sandwich. This is not the Costa Rican experience I'd been dreaming of.
Observation: Every single billboard is advertising something shiny and expensive. It’s like I stepped into an episode of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous."
Emotional Reaction: Missing my cat, Pepper, already. Stupid jet lag. Stupid expensive sandwiches.
Day 2: Attempting "Cultural Immersion" (and Failing Spectacularly)
Morning (8 AM - A miracle!): Breakfast at the hotel. This is when I finally made peace with Gallo Pinto. My relationship with it is now less about "tolerance" and more about "quiet acceptance." It's okay. It's filling.
Mid-Morning (9:30 AM - 11:30 AM): Attempted to visit a local market. Got lost. Miserably lost. The bus system is a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside a plate of…well, you get the idea. Ended up back at the hotel, defeated and smelling faintly of diesel fumes.
- Anecdote: Flagged down a seemingly helpful woman who, after listening to me explain (in my atrocious Spanish) where I wanted to go, just stared at me blankly for a solid minute, then pointed in a completely random direction. I suspect she enjoyed the show.
Lunch (12 PM - 1 PM): Back at the hotel. Ordered room service. Comfort food felt vital.
Afternoon (2 PM - 5 PM): Decided to swim in the (very chlorinated) hotel pool. Realized I'd forgotten my swimsuit. Walked back to the room. Looked at my suitcase. Considered just wearing my underwear. Didn't. Victory!
Evening (6 PM - 9 PM - The Moment of Truth): I am going to DOMINATE the local culinary scene. I swear. I booked a cooking class at a local cooking school (called "La Cocina de Tía Maria" - yes, a cliché, I know). This is it! This is how I become one with the culture! It had to be good. I spent a fortune on this class.
Emotional Reaction: So incredibly excited, but also, a tiny voice inside warns: you are incapable of boiling an egg.
The Cooking Class: OKAY – it was a disaster. Not the cooking class, but me. I burned the beans. I nearly set the kitchen on fire trying to flambé a pineapple. I think, at one point, the instructor just started laughing and gently nudged me away from the stove. The food - well, it tasted okayish (much better than my usual cooking disasters). I really need a drink.
Quirky Observation: The instructor, Tia Maria, had more patience than a saint and a laugh that sounded like a flock of happy chickens. I adore her.
Rambling: Maybe I’m romanticizing this whole experience. It’s still not the worst, though…I also feel like I was way overly dramatic about the experience.
Day 3: The Quest for the Waterfall (which turned into a quest for sanity)
Morning (9 AM -ish): I'm done with public transport. I hired a driver (another "gringo move," I know). Headed to La Paz Waterfall Gardens, because, waterfalls! Nature! Peace!
Mid-Morning (11 AM - 1 PM): La Paz Gardens are incredible. I mean, really incredible. The waterfalls are magnificent, the hummingbirds are dazzling, and the sloths… well, they're sloths. They move at the speed of existential dread, but they're adorable.
- Anecdote: Saw a toucan. Just sitting there. A real toucan. Felt a sudden, overwhelming urge to buy a brightly colored shirt and become a pirate. Resisted. Mostly.
- Emotional Reaction: Overwhelmed by beauty. This is why you travel. This. Exactly this.
Lunch (1 PM - 2 PM): Restaurant at the gardens. The food wasn't bad. It's hard to be disappointed when you're surrounded by waterfalls and toucans.
Afternoon (2 PM - 4 PM): More waterfall gazing. Got a bit wet. Didn't care. The spray felt amazing.
Evening (5 PM - Onwards): Back to the hotel. Seriously knackered. Ordered something easy for dinner, watched some terrible TV, and went to bed early.
Day 4: Departure (Thank God)
Morning (7 AM - 8 AM): Early breakfast at the hotel. One last, slightly begrudging, helping of Gallo Pinto.
Mid-Morning (9 AM - 11 AM): Check out. The hotel staff were lovely. Gave the doorman a generous tip because he managed to smile at all my nonsense.
Early Afternoon: Back to the airport. Another traffic adventure. Contemplated buying a motorcycle and just driving around Costa Rica forever to avoid this chaos.
Afternoon - Departure: Flight home. Exhausted, slightly sunburned, and smelling faintly of chlorine and adventure.
Final Thoughts:
Costa Rica. It’s a beautiful, chaotic, sometimes frustrating, always fascinating country. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I approach it with a slightly more realistic set of expectations? You bet your bottom dollar (or colón).
And, yes, I kind of miss Gallo Pinto already. Don't tell anyone.
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What's the *vibe* of the place? Is it all stiff-upper-lip business types, or can a slightly frazzled traveler with a lost suitcase fit in?
The food! What's the food *really* like? Give me the lowdown, from breakfast to… well, maybe just breakfast and dinner because who can handle lunch AND a review?
The Courtyard. It's in *Escazu*, right? That sounds fancy. What's the location *actually* like? Convenient? Safe? Or did you feel like you were trapped in a gilded cage?
The Staff! Good or bad? Because a hotel can only be as good as the people working there! Spill the tea!
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