Lisbon Luxury: Comtesse Lisbonne Apartment - Your Dream Stay Awaits!
Lisbon Luxury: Comtesse Lisbonne Apartment - My Dream Stay? Let’s See… (A Review That's Actually Real!)
Okay, so Lisbon. Always wanted to go. And this place, Comtesse Lisbonne Apartment? Well, the photos looked amazing. Honestly, like, Instagram-worthy paradise. But, you know, reality rarely lives up to the hype. So, I went in with cautiously optimistic expectations, armed with a notepad, my cynical travel-writer persona, and a burning desire for a good espresso. Did it deliver the dream? Uh… let’s unpack this hotel-sized suitcase of experiences, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility – The Gatekeepers to Paradise (Or Purgatory?)
Right, first things first: Accessibility. This is a biggie, and honestly, it's where things started a little… bumpy. The website touted "Facilities for disabled guests." Good. But digging deeper, it wasn’t super specific. I’m not in a wheelchair, but I value knowing the lay of the land for my fellow travellers. Elevators? Crucial. Ramps? Absolutely necessary. I did see the elevator, thankfully. But the specifics? Not crystal clear. So, if you do need granular detail, I’d strongly suggest reaching out to their team directly before booking. That's my pro-accessibility friendly advice - Always inquire, confirm!
Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private] - smooth, smooth, smooth. They are fast and efficient but also give you that feeling of personal attention. Loved the private check-in; avoiding the front desk chaos is always a win.
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms - A great level! Feels reassuring, knowing someone's got your back – always a good feeling when you're in a foreign city.
The Apartment Itself – My Home Away From Home (Maybe) (Mostly)
Okay, the apartment. The centerpiece of this whole shebang. The pictures… they weren't lying. (Well, mostly.) It was beautifully designed. Non-smoking rooms, of course, which is a major win for me (smokers, move along!). The air conditioning worked like a charm (thank the gods, because Lisbon gets hot). The blackout curtains – bless them. I could actually sleep past sunrise, which is a miracle in itself.
*Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Desk, Hair dryer, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wi-Fi [free] and those extra amenities like *Bathrobes, Slippers* - little touches like that really enhance your experience.
Here's where it gets personal. I’m a sucker for a good bathtub…and this one was deep. I swear, I read three chapters of my book in that tub. Pure bliss. The coffee/tea maker was a lifesaver (though the complimentary tea was a little… underwhelming. Sorry, Comtesse, but it’s the truth.) Having a refrigerator for water and snacks? Crucial. And the Wi-Fi [free] in every room? Also crucial. Because, you know, Instagram. (I’m a travel writer, it's my job!)
Extra long bed, Closet, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Extra long bed, High floor, Linens, Mirror, Private bathroom, Reading light, Scale, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Towels, Umbrella, Window that opens - All the creature comforts you could want (and then some)!
Internet & Tech (Because We Live in the Future, People!)
Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Internet, Internet [LAN], Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! - The Wi-Fi was generally solid. No buffering nightmares during those crucial Netflix nights (or when uploading all those Instagram stories, let's be honest). I did experience a brief hiccup one morning– the internet went poof—but it was quickly resolved. Still, I rate it 4 out of 5 stars on internet availability.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking – Fueling the Adventure (…Or Just My Belly)
Okay, food. The restaurants were okay, nothing mind-blowing. The Asian-style breakfast? I'm not a big fan. Sorry, that's my personal taste. A la carte in the restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant provide a decent array of choices. I was slightly disappointed by the lack of a truly spectacular Portuguese breakfast. (But really, who can live without a good pastel de nata?) The bar offered a decent selection of drinks and it's worth the visit.
Available: Bottle of water, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant - All the basics are covered.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Ah, The Relaxation
The swimming pool [outdoor] was lovely. Just lovely. The views from the Pool with view were… yeah, Instagram-worthy. I spent a solid afternoon just lounging by the pool, pretending to be a glamorous European. (I'm not glamorous, but it was fun to pretend).
For someone who isn't a spa person (me), I was tempted by the offerings. Fitness center, Massage, Pool with view, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool - I actually considered the massage. Seriously. The thought of all that stress melting away? Tempting. Ultimately, I opted for more exploring, but the possibility was there.
Cleanliness and Safety – Because, You Know, Hygiene in 2024
Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. – This is the stuff that matters these days. They were clearly taking it seriously. I felt safe and, most importantly, clean.
Services and Conveniences – The Extras That Matter (Or Don’t)
Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center - The concierge was fantastic, always helpful with recommendations and directions. The laundry service was also a lifesaver after a particularly sweaty day of walking. The elevator was, you know, there. The luggage storage was convenient when I had a midday flight. Overall, the amenities were solid.
For the Kids – Family Adventure!
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. - I didn't test these, but they seemed to cater to children.
The Quirks, The Flaws, And The Verdict
Okay, look, Comtesse Lisbonne Apartment? It’s good. Really good. It's stylish, comfortable, and has a lot of the amenities you’d want.
My Emotional Reaction: I went in with a skeptical eye but was charmed by the combination of stylish design, well-appointed rooms, and a professional staff. The pool area? Magical. The location? Great. This is close to the heart of everything, and you can easily walk around.
My quirky observation: The "mini bar". Okay, it’s cute. But a half-sized fridge? Really? I had to get creative with my beverage storage.
My opinionated language: This is a good hotel. Would I stay here again? Absolutely. But, I'd definitely ask some more specific questions about the accessibility before I booked again.
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Escape to Paradise: Hampton Inn & Suites Ft. Lauderdale Tamarac West Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is my Lisbon adventure, raw, real, and probably slightly caffeinated. And it all starts, innocently enough, at the Comtesse Lisbonne apartment. Let's dive in!
Lisbon, Portugal: Operation Get Lost (and Maybe Find Some Pastel de Nata)
Day 1: Arrival & Apartment Mayhem (and Magical Balconies!)
10:00 AM - Arrival in Lisbon! Okay, first hurdle: navigating the tiny, winding streets of Lisbon with my suitcase that's clearly seen better days. Found the Comtesse Lisbonne, and OH. MY. GOD. The building itself is beautiful, but the door is a little tricky. Apparently, I’m not the only one who’s fumbled with the key. My hands are sweaty and the lock seems have its own feelings about letting me in. After wrestling with it for a solid five minutes, I'm IN! Woohoo!
10:30 AM - Comtesse Lisbonne - Apartment H: First Impressions & Apartment Hunting Blues… Inside! The apartment H is STUNNING. Seriously, photos don't do this place justice. The high ceilings! The light! The teeny balcony that practically begs you to sip coffee and contemplate the meaning of life. Speaking of coffee, where is that Nespresso machine promised in the description? Oh, wait, I see it. It's been a long flight and I need CAFFEINE! Quickly, I brew myself a cup, the taste is like a warm hug. The feeling is: Good.
11:00 AM - Exploration (Mostly of the Balcony): Okay, it’s time to settle in. This balcony is seriously dangerous. In a good way. Think of all the morning coffee, the evening wine (or three), the people-watching possibilities! I think I might just live out here for a while. Maybe I’ll string up some fairy lights. Maybe not. I should start a blog of balcony moments, the things I might see. I should. I think I might.
12:00 PM - The Hunt for Lunch (and the Start of a Love Affair): Okay, time to actually, you know, leave the apartment. Hunger is gnawing at me. I'm going to hit the neighborhood, explore! A bakery! Oh, I see a bakery. I'm lost. I NEED to find the perfect Pastel de Nata. This is now my mission.
1:00 PM - Lunch & Pastel de Nata Revelation: I stumbled, quite by accident (and a GPS that was clearly playing games), upon a little cafe. The Pastel de Nata was the first thing I saw. The first bite made my eyes water. I think I may be in love. Honestly. Melt-in-your-mouth perfection. I ordered another, because… well, duh. This is the moment I've been waiting for. The perfect introduction. Oh, and lunch was delightful little fish and chips.
2:30 PM - Getting Lost (and Loving It): Aimlessly wandering the streets of Alfama, because how could I resist? I'm now hopelessly lost but I don’t care. Every corner is a photo opportunity. The tiles! The colors! The steep hills are kicking my arse, but who cares? I bought a postcard. I just like not knowing where I'm going, and enjoying the unknown.
5:00 PM - Tram 28 Encounter (…and Near-Death Experience?): Okay, my first tram ride. OMG! Packed like sardines! Bouncing, rattling, and weaving through the narrow streets - it was a ride! I clung on for dear life and laughed. I think I almost fell off the tram. The man next to me, with the kindest eyes, caught me, and smiled. The views were stunning though, even if I was slightly terrified.
6:30 PM - Sunset Drinks & Rooftop Bliss: Found a rooftop bar with a view… and it was gorgeous! I watched the sunset, sipped a glass of vinho verde, and felt a sense of pure, unadulterated happiness. Maybe, just maybe, I could live here.
8:00 PM - Dinner & Karaoke Fiasco: Found a cozy restaurant. I enjoyed way too much wine. Then I may, or may not, have ended up at a karaoke bar, where my rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" was, shall we say, unforgettable. And, by the way, I have zero musical talents. But at least I enjoyed.
10:00 PM - Back to Comtesse Lisbonne & Balcony Therapy: Back to my apartment, feeling happy, exhausted, and already plotting tomorrow's adventures. This trip is starting to feel like a dream. I settle on the balcony, and stare at the stars. Best. Trip. Ever.
Day 2: Culture, Comfort, and a Near-Disastrous Shopping Spree
9:00 AM - Second Chance Nata and Coffee! I am running out of Nata. The world needs those pastries. And I need coffee. Time to visit the bakery. Today is the most important day.
10:00 AM - Jerónimos Monastery & Belém Tower: Architecture Appreciation & Tourist Fatigue: I'm not a history buff, but the monastery and tower are impressive, even for me (and I’m easily bored). The crowds, however, are brutal. I fought my way through, took some photos, and then retreated to a cafe where I was able to have some peace… and some coffee.
12:00 PM - Belém Pastel de Nata (and A Comparison): Okay. Serious mission here. I headed to the famous Pastéis de Belém bakery. Yep, those are good. But my little bakery is still my number 1. They were both great though.
1:00 PM - Lunch at a Fado Restaurant (…or the Art of Being Dramatic): Fado is the music of Lisbon. It's all about loss, longing, and other deep emotions. I cried, I laughed, I was completely captivated. The food was good, the music was… intense. But utterly unforgettable.
3:00 PM - Time Out Market Lisbon: Food Glorious Food & Total Sensory Overload: I’m at the Time Out Market now. So many choices! This is a mecca for any food lover. Tapas, sushi, burgers, seafood, and even more Pastel de Natas… my stomach is about to explode. But I'm going with it!
4:30 PM - Shopping Frenzy (and Buyer's Remorse Alert): I stumbled into a shop filled with beautiful ceramics, and the next thing I knew, I was $200 poorer and the proud owner of a ceramic rooster that's larger than my head. I’m not sure it’ll fit in my suitcase! The feeling is: Mixed feelings.
6:00 PM - Alfama Exploration (revisited) & Finding My Way Back: I got lost again, but this time on purpose. Wandering the narrow, cobbled streets of Alfama is the best way to experience the charm of Lisbon. The atmosphere is amazing! Found another little cafe that made a delicious coffee.
7:30 PM - Dinner with New Friends: Stumbled upon a small restaurant. The food was fine, nothing to write home about (the rooster on the other hand…). But there's a group of people, from all over the world! I talked and laughed with them. Moments like these are what make traveling so amazing.
9:00 PM - Evening Balcony: Stargazing.
Day 3: The Journey Home (and the Deep Sadness of Leaving)
9:00 AM - Final Pastel de Nata (And Tears): The last one. Sniff.
10:00 AM - Apartment Farewell & Packing Chaos: Packing is always the worst. The suitcase is overflowing, the rooster is awkwardly wedged in a corner, and I’m wrestling with the urge to just stay. It's hard.
11:00 AM - Last Walk & Farewell Photos: One last stroll through my favorite streets, so many moments to remember. I took way too many pictures.
12:00 PM - Goodbye Comtesse Lisbonne (I’LL BE BACK!): It's time to leave. I’ll miss this apartment, its balcony, and its perfect location!
12:30 PM - Departure (and The Sadness): Heading to the airport, feeling both exhilarated and utterly heartbroken to leave. Lisbon, you've stolen my heart!
Post-Trip Reflection: Okay, so Lisbon wasn't perfect. I got lost, I ate too many pastries, I almost got trampled by a tram, and I bought a ridiculous ceramic rooster. But it was real. It was messy. It was beautiful. And I wouldn't trade a single chaotic, delicious, unforgettable moment for anything. Lisbon, you were a blast. I'll see you again. Very, very soon.
Comtesse Lisbonne Apartment: Your Dream Stay...Maybe? Let's Find Out!
Okay, spill. What's the *real* vibe of the Comtesse Lisbonne? Is it actually "luxury"?
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because "luxury" is subjective. On a scale of "shabby chic hostel" to "private island with a butler who anticipates your existential dread," the Comtesse lands somewhere in the middle. It's *pretty* darn luxurious! The photos? Mostly accurate. The apartment? Stunning, honestly. High ceilings, intricate moldings… you feel like you wandered into a Wes Anderson film, but with better air conditioning.
However... (there's always a "however," isn't there?). Luxury, to me, means flawless execution *and* no surprises. And let me tell you, Lisbon, with its charm and its… character, definitely keeps you on your toes. More on that later. My first thought was, "Wow! I'm living in a movie!" but my second was "Oh dear, will that antique knob on the door fall right off in my hand?"
The Location, Location, Location! Is it *actually* central? I need my Pastel de Nata fix within walking distance, STAT!
Yes! Yes, and YES! The location is fantastic. You're in the heart of everything. Think cobblestone streets, the scent of fresh pastries wafting from every bakery, and enough cafes to make you question your caffeine tolerance for life. Pastel de Natas? Oh honey, you're *drowning* in them. You'll gain a pound a day, but it'll be worth it. Just be prepared for hills. Lisbon's a beaut, but she ain't flat. My calves still haven't forgiven me.
One morning, I was practically *dragged* out of bed by the irresistible aroma of fresh bread. I stumbled out, barely dressed, and within five minutes, I had a warm, flaky Pastel de Nata in my hand. Glorious. That's the Comtesse's location in a nutshell: instant gratification, delicious carbs, and the potential for an awkward encounter with a cute local baker. Win-win-win!
Tell me about the apartment itself – the amenities, the feeling, the *everything*! Don't hold back!
Okay, okay, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. The apartment is beautiful. Seriously. High ceilings, huge windows letting in glorious sunlight (when the clouds decide to cooperate, which is most of the time), and a real sense of history. It feels… romantic. Like you're living in a historical novel, but with Wi-Fi.
The kitchen is well-equipped, which is great for cooking (or, in my case, making instant coffee and pretending I’m a Michelin-star chef). The bathrooms are modern and clean. The beds are comfy, thank goodness. The living room? Perfect for lounging with a glass of vinho verde and plotting your next adventure.
Now, the imperfections. The building is old, so you hear… stuff. The occasional squeak of floorboards, the hum of the ancient plumbing, the faint sounds of your neighbors' existential crises. But honestly, that’s part of the charm! It's not sterile. It's alive. One night, I swear, I heard a whole family of ghosts having a party upstairs, but that could just be the after-effects of the port wine. Still, I loved it. It's REAL.
What about the noise? Lisbon is known for its vibrant nightlife... will I ever sleep?
Okay, this is a BIG deal, and honesty time. Lisbon is LOUD. It's alive! It's a party that never *quite* stops. The Comtesse is in a central location, which means proximity to the fun, but also… all the fun. I am a light sleeper. I packed earplugs, and thank God I did.
Weekends? Forget about sleeping past sunrise. You'll hear everything – the clinking glasses, the boisterous laughter, the late-night guitars, and the occasional car alarm symphony. During the week, it's slightly better, but still… Lisbon. My advice? Embrace the noise! Join the party! Or invest in some serious earplugs. And maybe a good white noise machine. I learned the hard way... my first two nights there, I was ready to move out. Then, the earplugs saved me. It's a lifestyle choice, people.
Okay, the service. Are the hosts helpful? Do they actually *care*?
The hosts were… good. Efficient, professional, and responded quickly to my emails. They gave me all the necessary information (check-in, check-out, Wi-Fi password, the whole shebang). They even left a little welcome basket with some local treats, a very nice touch, I have to say.
After a plumbing incident (don't ask), they sent someone over immediately to fix the issue. So, yes, they do care, at least enough to ensure your vacation isn't permanently ruined by a leaky sink. But don’t expect them to be your besties. They're not going to be your hand-holding tour guides. That being said, I recommend asking them for restaurant recommendations, they've got some good ones! So, the service isn't amazing like a five-star hotel, but it's certainly passable.
Is it suitable for families? I have tiny terrors... I mean, adorable children.
Hmm… with Tiny Terrors, the Comtesse might be a *bit* of a gamble. The high ceilings and the antique furniture are gorgeous but might be a hazard with small children. Also, the noise levels...again. You might want to consider this.
On the other hand, the location is fantastic for exploring. You can easily walk to parks, playgrounds, and ice cream parlors (essential!). The apartment itself is spacious enough. But honestly? I'd probably lean towards a different option with a bit more space (and fewer breakable things) if you're traveling with small kids. A hotel might be your best bet. Less responsibility. Less potential for tears (yours and theirs!).
Would you recommend the Comtesse Lisbonne? Dish the dirt – would you go back yourself?
Okay, the million-dollar question. Overall? Yes. Totally. Absolutely! Despite the noise (and the potential plumbing incidents), I *loved* the Comtesse. The location, the style, the sense of being truly *in* Lisbon… it was all magical. Even the imperfections added to the charm for me.
Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Honestly, if I could, I'd move in permanently. But I'd definitely bringSerene Getaways
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