Freeport Getaway: Luxurious Freeport Hotel (ME) - Unbelievable Deals!

The Freeport Hotel, Ascend Hotel Collection Freeport (ME) United States

Freeport Getaway: Luxurious Freeport Hotel (ME) - Unbelievable Deals!

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into a review of Freeport Getaway: Luxurious Freeport Hotel (ME) - Unbelievable Deals! And let me tell you, after spending a few days there, I've got thoughts. And maybe a slight addiction to their ridiculously fluffy bathrobes. But more on that later.

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Let's get the practicalities out of the way first.

Accessibility: Okay, LISTEN UP, because this is HUGE. They've got facilities for disabled guests. The website says it, but I actually went and checked. And YES, it's legit. Wheelchair accessible – definitely true, from what I saw. Elevators galore, wide hallways, and it felt accessible, not just pretended to be. HUGE brownie points here. And though it doesn't explicitly say “wheelchair-accessible rooms”, I bet if you call, they’ll make it happen.

Getting Around & Amenities:

• Airport Transfer: Nice touch, but I didn't use it. My own car, my own problems!
• Car Park: Free of charge – YES! Saved me a bundle, and there's car park [on-site].
• Valet parking: Didn’t use it, but hey, option's there if you feel fancy.
• Elevator: Crucial.
• Car Power Charging Station: Hello, eco-warriors! Or just those with electric cars like my cousin, Kevin.

Cleanliness & Safety: So, about COVID-19, because, you know…

I'm a total germaphobe, and I'm trying to get over it, BUT… Cleanliness is NEXT TO GODLINESS (or so my grandma used to say). They’re doing everything they can.

• Anti-viral cleaning products – good!
• Daily disinfection in common areas– even better!
• Rooms sanitized between stays – YES, PLEASE!
• Staff trained in safety protocol – that one’s reassuring.
• Hand sanitizer – everywhere!
• Cashless payment service – sighs of relief.

My Personal Cleanliness Anxiety Story (Skip if you're squeamish):

Okay, so I’m hyper-aware of germs. One time, I went to a public swimming pool and… well, let’s just say I may have resembled a hazmat technician afterwards. So, for me, the cleanliness protocols matter. And I'm here to say Freeport Getaway gave me relative peace of mind on that front and the fact that they are even using a Professional-grade sanitizing services is fantastic. Though, I may have still wiped down some surfaces with my own wipes… sorry, not sorry.

Rooms (Available in All Rooms): The Real Deal… and the Bathrobes!

Okay, so the rooms. They’re… nice. Think “comfortably luxurious,” not “palatial.”

• Air conditioning: Thank GOD. I'm a sweaty person, I need it.
• Coffee/tea maker: Essentials. I need my morning caffeine.
• Free bottled water: A godsend, especially after a long day of outlet shopping (more on that later).
• Bathrobes: The fluffiest, most amazing bathrobes I have ever encountered. I swear, I spent a full afternoon just lounging in the robe. I might have even contemplated “accidentally” packing one in my suitcase.
• Blackout curtains: Crucial for sleep!
• Wi-Fi [free]: Fast and reliable. Because, internet.
• In-room safe box: Good for the valuables. Especially if you are a shopaholic…
• Separate shower/bathtub: Because I like to soak.
• Complimentary tea: Loved it.
• Smoke detectors & Smoke alarms: Great.

The Only Problem: The pillows, the pillows. Not fluffy.

The only real issue? The pillows. They're not the best! And so I will say it again, the pillows were NOT fluffy! I ended up piling them up in an attempt to achieve the perfect head height, which ended up looking slightly ridiculous and creating a neck ache. So, maybe bring your own pillow if you're super picky like me.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Let's Talk FOOD! (And the Poolside Bar)

• Restaurants: Several! A la carte in restaurant – nice.
• Poolside bar: OH. MY. GOD. My new happy place. They make a killer margarita, and the view from the pool is stunning. Pool with view is right! I could have stayed there all day.
• Breakfast [buffet]: The classics, but well-executed. A good start to the day.
• Snack bar: Perfect for midday munchies.
• Coffee shop: Yes! Caffeine fixes, right there!
• Room service [24-hour]: This is LUXURY. Ordering fries at 2am? Yes, please!
• Safe dining setup: Really fantastic to see especially after the past few years, and makes dining with confidence!
• Individually-wrapped food options: Important!

My Poolside Bar Epiphany (A Messy Monologue):

Okay, picture this. The sun is setting, casting a golden hue on the pool. The margarita is perfectly tart, the music is chill, I’m in my robe (see, I told you!). And I'm thinking… this is it. This is what life is all about. Forget work, forget worries, just… this. And then my phone rings, and it’s my mother calling about something trivial, and the spell is broken. But still, for those few blissful moments, the poolside bar was pure, unadulterated bliss. And the fries by the pool were phenomenal.

Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Beyond the Pool

• Fitness center: I saw it. I considered it. I didn’t go in. (Shhh, don’t judge me.)
• Spa/sauna: I saw this too. Unfortunately, didn’t get to use it. Next time, I swear.
• Massage: Again, next time!
• Swimming pool [outdoor]: YES! See the poolside bar section above.
• Things to do: Freeport is all about Shopping and more shopping.

Shop Till You Drop… and Then Collapse in a Robe.

Seriously, the shopping is intense. Prepare for sensory overload. And wallet-lightening. But hey, at least you can retreat to your luxurious room afterwards and wallow in your post-shopping exhaustion (and the aforementioned bathrobe). It's not entirely clear, but there are plenty of shops within walking distance!

The Verdict: Should You Book?

Absolutely, YES! Freeport Getaway is a solid choice. It's comfortable, clean, and well-appointed. The staff is friendly, the facilities are great, and that poolside bar is pure gold. The deals are genuinely good. Is it perfect? Nope. But it's a damn good hotel, and with a few tweaks (a pillow upgrade, anyone?), it could be even better. And while I didn’t get to all the spa stuff, the opportunity is there, which is a win in my book, and makes it worthy of a high rating.

My Imperfect Score: 4.5 Stars (minus the pillow half-star)

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The Freeport Hotel, Ascend Hotel Collection Freeport (ME) United States

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile itinerary. We're going to Freeport, Maine, and trust me, it's gonna get real. I'm talking messy, opinionated, and probably involving questionable late-night snacks. We're staying at The Freeport Hotel, Ascend Hotel Collection. Let's dive in, shall we?

The Freeport Frolic: A Log of Chaos (with occasional brilliance)

Day 1: Arrival and the Awkward Embrace of Small-Town Charm

• Afternoon (1:00 PM): Arrive at Portland International Jetport (PWM). Ugh, airports. The fluorescent lights, the pre-flight anxiety… thankfully, the flight was on time, which is a minor miracle in this day and age. Grab the rental car. I opted for the slightly-too-fancy SUV because… well, who knows?
• Afternoon (2:00 PM): Drive to Freeport, about 20 minutes with traffic (and me staring at the pretty ocean from the highway). The drive itself, honestly, was gorgeous. Maine, you win on scenery.
• Afternoon (2:30 PM): Check into The Freeport Hotel. Okay, first impressions. The lobby smelled… vaguely of cookies and… something I can't quite place. But in a good way? Maybe? The front desk guy was way too chipper. “Welcome to Freeport!” he chirped. I gave him a vaguely polite smile back. I am not a morning person. Nor an afternoon person, apparently.
• Afternoon (3:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Unpack. That ritual alone deserves an Olympic medal in its own right. I swear, I pack everything except what I actually need. Find the hotel room a little plain- but clean! And that, friends, is my number one priority.
• Afternoon (4:00 PM - 5:30 PM): Freeport Exploration, Round 1: I was immediately overwhelmed by the sheer number of outlets. LL Bean everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Decide that I absolutely need to have a look. Ended up in like, three different stores, tried on five different flannels, and felt the sudden urge to buy a dog (I'm not a dog person).
• Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner at a highly-rated seafood restaurant downtown. I hate the pressure when the waitstaff says "how are things?" because I just want to run in the opposite direction of human contact and eat. Did I mention I am a human?
• Evening (7:30 PM - 9:00 PM): Feeling like a small-town veteran. Take a walk, look at the stars (they were magnificent, even through the city lights). Decide to become a recluse.
• Evening (9:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Back at the hotel. The lobby now smelled like… gingerbread. Seriously. I grab a book from my bag (the one I actually wanted to read), and decide to turn in.
• Evening (9:30 PM): I get a notification on my phone. Damn. I still need to post to social media- UGH.

Day 2: LL Bean's Hold and the Great Yarmouth Gamble

• Morning (7:00 AM): Holy moly, that bed was comfortable. I actually slept. Maybe it’s the salty air? Or the complete lack of city sounds? Whatever it is, I'm sold.
• Morning (8:00 AM): Head to the hotel's breakfast. It was not spectacular. The coffee was… weak. But at least the yogurt tasted like yogurt. I just ate and drank my coffee, in silence.
• Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): LL Bean Flagship Store. Okay, this is when things got real. Those boots. The endless aisles. The sheer audacity of it all. I spent like three hours in there. Got lost. Almost bought a fishing rod. Emerged, blinking, into the sunlight, feeling slightly shell-shocked, and with a bag full of stuff I don't need. But at least I had a shopping bag.
• Afternoon (1:00 PM): Lunch. I had my eyes on a little cafe, but it was packed! Back to the hotel. I ate a sad sandwich in the hotel room . I then proceeded to rant to my sister about the sandwich on the phone.
• Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): I tried to take a nap. It may have involved a brief but intense existential crisis.
• Afternoon (4:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Decided to visit Yarmouth, a charming little town just a stone's throw from Freeport. I wasn’t expecting much, but ended up being utterly charmed.
• Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner in Yarmouth. OMG, the seafood here was INCREDIBLE. Like, melt-in-your-mouth, makes-you-want-to-cry-with-joy good. I ordered the lobster roll and immediately regretted not ordering two.
• Evening (7:30 PM): Drive back to Freeport. I got lost on the way back. Because, of course, I did. Fine, maybe it's the directions I followed.
• Evening (9:00 PM): Decide to buy cookies from the desk person. The lobby now smells like… nothing? I am very confused. I eat half the cookies and make a mental resolution to eat those cookies until the box is empty.

Day 3: A Coastal Farewell and Existential Dread

• Morning (8:00 AM): Breakfast. Attempt to engage civilly with the (still-chipper) hotel staff. Fail.
• Morning (9:00 AM): Visit to the Maine Maritime Museum. It was… interesting. I learned a lot about the history of ships, Maine's relationship with the sea, and how much I don't understand about knots. I was also very distracted by the gorgeous boats and the crisp, salty air.
• Morning (11:00 AM): Find a cute little coffee shop, buy a coffee. Maybe it was the coffee. Maybe it was the view but, it was enough to make you feel like, "why am I leaving again?"
• Afternoon (12:00 PM): Check out of the FreePort Hotel . I tried to tip the front desk guy extra. I really started to like the smell of the hotel.
• Afternoon (1:00 PM): Drive back to Portland Jetport, the same way I came. This time, the ocean looked a little less pretty. Maybe I ate too many cookies.
• Afternoon (2:00 PM): Board the plane.
• Afternoon (4:00 PM): Land.
• Evening (6:00 PM): Rant to all my friends about how great the lobster was.

Final Thoughts:

Freeport, you were weird. You were charming. You had way too many outdoor stores. And you definitely changed me in some way. I will return.

P.S. I really do need a new dog.

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The Freeport Hotel, Ascend Hotel Collection Freeport (ME) United States

Freeport Getaway: Luxurious Freeport Hotel (ME) - Unbelievable Deals! (Or is it?! Let's find out...)

Okay, everyone keeps saying "Unbelievable Deals!" – But like, *actually* unbelievable? What's the catch? Spill the beans!

Alright, alright, hold your horses! Deals, yes. Unbelievable? Well... depends on your definition of "unbelievable." Look, I booked this thing myself, thinking, "Luxury in Freeport? For *that* price? Surely, they're serving gruel and calling it lobster bisque!" But here's the real deal: * **The Secret Sauce:** The deals are often tied to specific seasons (hello, off-season!), mid-week stays (goodbye, weekend fun!), or booking well in advance. They're not going to give away the farm! * **"Luxury" is Subjective:** They *call* it luxurious, and the pictures are gorgeous. But let's be real, "luxury" at a discount often means they've cut corners somewhere. Maybe the spa services are...limited. Maybe the ocean view is mostly parking lot. You get the picture. Don’t expect a personal butler or a golden toilet seat – or maybe I did… it’s blurry, okay?! * **Hidden Fees (Ugh):** Always, *always* read the fine print. They're crafty. Resort fees, parking fees that feel like extortion, breakfast charges... they add up. I *almost* got stung on the parking. Almost. So, yes, there are deals. Good ones, even. But do your homework. I learned that the hard way when the "unbelievable" breakfast buffet turned out to be pre-packed muffins and lukewarm coffee. Still ate 'em, though. I was hungry. And you know what? The coffee wasn’t *that* bad…

Speaking of rooms… what are they *really* like? Give me the unvarnished truth! Also, are there bed bugs? Asking for a friend... (It's me).

Dude, deep breaths. Bed bugs are the devil. Okay, I didn't encounter any (thank God! – I'd have set the place on fire, honestly). Room quality varies, like with everything else, so don’t trust everything you see online. I'd say it's a gamble. * **The Good:** Some rooms are genuinely lovely. Modern, spacious, maybe even with a fireplace (woo-hoo, cozy!). I had one. *One time.* I lucked out and got a corner suite. The bathroom was HUGE, and the bed… oh, that bed was like sleeping on a cloud woven from unicorn hair. Seriously, I almost didn’t leave. The fluffy pillows… *swoon*. * **The Not-So-Good:** Others… well, let's just say they might show their age. Think slightly dated décor, maybe a view of the HVAC system, and the distinct possibility of leaky faucets. And remember, you're paying a discounted rate. Manage expectations. * **The REALLY Not-So-Good (Hypothetically):** I’ve heard murmurs. Dark corners. Stains things I hope only the cleaning staff has seen. Run screaming if you spot anything suspicious! * **My Personal Room Rant:** Once, I booked a room and it was *tiny*. I mean, practically a walk-in closet with a bed. The pictures *lied*. I complained, they moved me (eventually), but the whole experience was unnecessarily stressful. Learn from my mistake: Call ahead. Ask specific questions about the room size. Don't be afraid to be *that* person. Save yourself the headache! So, yeah. Check *everything* when you get there. And if something feels off, speak up!

What about the location? Freeport seems… well, Freeport. Is there anything actually *interesting* to do besides shop at LL Bean?

Okay, okay. I get it. Freeport *is* synonymous with LL Bean. That giant boot? Iconic! But… you know, after the tenth LL Bean store, it does become a bit… repetitive. However, there's more than meets the eye! * **The Shopping… Beyond Bean:** There are a bunch of outlet stores. If you *love* bargains, you're in heaven. If you get easily overwhelmed by choices (like yours truly), you might want to pace yourself. * **The Lobster Rolls of Your Dreams:** Maine, people! Lobster rolls! Find a local place. They’re *way* better than the hotel's (trust me). I ate so many, I'm pretty sure I'm now 75% lobster. * **Nature Calls!** Freeport is close to the coast. Head to a beach (if it's summer – Maine winters are *brutal*!), go for a hike, take a boat tour… get some fresh air. Maine is beautiful. * **Whispers of Hidden Gems:** There are supposedly some cute little art galleries and antique shops. I *meant* to check them out, but the lobster rolls distracted me. Oops. * **My Epic Failure:** Okay, here's the real story. I *tried* to escape the LL Bean vortex and find a cool, local bookstore. I mean, I LOVE BOOKS. But I got lost. And then, I saw a sale at the LL Bean boot outlet. And… well, the bookstore can wait, right? I ended up buying three pairs of boots. *Three*. Don’t judge my weaknesses! So yes, Freeport is LL Bean. But if you look hard enough, there’s a bit more to it. Maybe. Probably. Just... be prepared to embrace the Bean.

Food at the hotel. Good? Bad? Forgettable? Do they serve lukewarm eggs? (My pet peeve!)

Ah, the culinary question. This is where things get *complicated* (and, frankly, a little messy). My own experience? A roller coaster. * **Breakfast… The Saga:** I already mentioned the muffins and lukewarm coffee. On a *good* day, the eggs *might* be warm. Don't expect gourmet. Think "functional sustenance." It's included in a lot of deals, though, which is a plus. But I've developed a new strategy: I grab some granola and fruit, and then *run*. * **Lunch/Dinner… It Varies:** Some restaurants are decent. Others are... not so much. The hotel *claims* a farm-to-table experience. In practice? It might just mean the lettuce came from a local grocery store. Again, do your research. Read reviews. Don't be afraid to venture out of the hotel. Freeport has some *amazing* seafood restaurants. * **The Bar Scene:** A good bar can salvage almost any vacation. The hotel bar is… adequate. Drinks are passable. But the atmosphere? Let's say it's more airport lounge than cozy pub. Unless you’re into that, get out there and explore. * **My One Memorable Meal (in a good way!):** One night, I splurged and ate at a fancier restaurant. The lobster risotto was *divine*. Like, the kind of dish you'd sell your soul for. It almost made up for the lukewarm eggs. *Almost*. * **My One Horrific Meal (in a bad way!):** I ordered room service one night. The worst. The fries were soggy, the burger was blah... I was so disappointed. I ate it anyway because I was lazy. Lesson learned: Never trust room service when you're feeling lazy (and not that hungry). Food is a gamble. Expect a mixed bag. And always, *always* check the reviews before you eat *anything*.

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The Freeport Hotel, Ascend Hotel Collection Freeport (ME) United States

The Freeport Hotel, Ascend Hotel Collection Freeport (ME) United States

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