Escape to Paradise: DoubleTree by Hilton Laurel, MD - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the DoubleTree by Hilton Laurel, MD! This isn't just a hotel review, it's a journey. And trust me, it had its bumps. But hey, that’s life, right?
First Impressions: The Entrance is… Fine. (And That's Okay!).
Frankly? The exterior is, well, hotel-y. You're not going to gasp and clutch your pearls. It's a solid, functional building. But honestly? Who cares? It's what's inside that counts. The lobby was clean enough, with that familiar DoubleTree cookie smell (a classic, can't deny it!). Check-in was surprisingly smooth, which is a win in my book. They even had contactless check-in/out, which is great in a world that still remembers the horrors of sticky pens.
Accessibility: Not Just a Box Ticked, But Actually Thought About!
Okay, this is where they really impressed me. I'm not personally mobility-challenged, but I always look for this stuff. The DoubleTree actually gets it. Elevators galore, the ramps weren't death traps (seriously, some hotels…), and the accessible rooms looked truly accessible. Wide doorways, grab bars in the bathrooms, and a generally thoughtful layout. Kudos, DoubleTree! They even mentioned it in their promotional material so, hey, they’re proud of it. Good on them.
Rooms: Comfy Enough, Though My Mattress… and the Internet Saga
My room was fine. Really, it was. Clean, decent-sized, good lighting. (Important for those Insta-selfies, right?) Air conditioning worked like a charm. Blackout curtains? Yes, please! I'm a chronic light-sleeper, so these were a godsend. The bed was… mostly comfortable. Let's just say the mattress wasn't the highest quality. I'm guessing it had seen some action and maybe had a few too many guests jumpin' around. It definitely wasn't a disaster, but I've known better.
Okay, now the internet. Ugh. Free Wi-Fi, yes! A big ol' tick. But. It. Was. SLOW. Like, dial-up slow. I'm talking buffering while loading a picture. I tried the internet (LAN) connection. It was a bit faster, but still not ideal. Good luck if you need to do anything remotely productive! Seriously, if you rely on the internet to work, bring your own hotspot.
Food, Glorious Food… (Mostly!)
- Breakfast: This was a mixed bag. The breakfast buffet (yay!) offered a decent selection – your typical American breakfast fare with, you know your eggs, bacon, and pancakes (a classic). The Asian breakfast…well, I didn't try it. But I did see several people getting it, which is a good sign. There's a breakfast take away service too.
- Restaurants: There's a restaurant or two on site (maybe more if you count the snack bar and coffee shop) . I had dinner there one night. Overall, it was… passable. I went for international cuisine, which, to be honest, didn't exactly blow my socks off. It was fine, familiar, and got the job done. The service was good, though. The staff seemed genuinely friendly, and they were adhering to all the safety protocols. And for a solo traveler, that's always appreciated.
- Drinks: There’s a bar! I had a cocktail. It was… also fine. Again, nothing to write home about, but it was a drink. They also had a poolside bar.
- Room Service: I didn’t use it, but the fact that it's 24 hours is definitely a plus.
Things To Do (Besides Trying to Find Good Wi-Fi)
- Pool: The outdoor pool looked inviting. I didn’t get a chance to use it, but it seemed to be a decent size. Plus, it has a view!
- Fitness Center: I peeked in the fitness center. Basic equipment. Nothing fancy, but enough to get a decent workout in.
- Spa? Sauna? Steamroom? Okay, here's the truth bomb: I didn't use any of these. (I'm more of a "lie on the bed and watch bad TV" type of person.) But they had them. A spa/sauna combo. Options for body wraps and body scrubs. A foot bath! This is where the "dream getaway" part comes in, right?
- Other Amenities: A gift shop, a convenience store. All the usual suspects. They were also set up with all the standard business facilities, from meeting rooms to stuff for events.
Cleanliness and Safety: They're Trying, Folks!
I felt safe. Seriously. You could tell they were making an effort with the hygiene stuff. Hand sanitizer everywhere, masks on staff. The rooms seemed genuinely clean and the use of anti-viral cleaning product made me feel more comfortable when I am checking out the room's features. The public areas appeared to be frequently disinfected. They even had "Staff trained in safety protocol." Big points for that!
Services and Conveniences: They've Got the Goods!
Dry cleaning, laundry service, concierge, luggage storage – the usual hotel conveniences. Cash withdrawal, a currency exchange, and even a convenience store for those late-night snack attacks. Plus, they do daily housekeeping. They also have facilities for disabled guests. Elevator? Check.
For the Little Ones (and Not So Little Ones):
This place is family-friendly. Babysitting services, kids' meals available. There's a family/child friendly setup. So, if you're traveling with kids, this is a solid choice.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Free parking! (A big win, honestly.) Airport transfer available. They also have a taxi service.
The Quirks/Anecdotes:
- The Cookie: Okay, this is a DoubleTree staple. The warm chocolate chip cookie you get at check-in. Mine was… delicious. It's the little things, people! They really make a difference.
- The Noise: The soundproofing in my room wasn't perfect. I could occasionally hear some hall noise. Nothing major, but if you're super sensitive to noise, bring earplugs.
- The Staff: Consistently friendly and helpful.
What's Missing (And, Frankly, I Didn't Need!):
- Proposal Spot: I didn’t notice any designated "proposal spots." (I'm guessing that's not really their target demographic!)
- Shrine: Seriously, no shrine. But maybe that depends on the room!
- Couple's Room: I didn’t see anything that screamed specifically couple's room, but I'm sure if you ask, they'll make a recommendation.
Overall Impression & Value:
This is a solid, reliable hotel. It's not luxury, but it's comfortable, clean, and offers a lot of amenities. It's especially a great option if you need true accessibility. The internet situation needs work.
Let's Get to the Book-It Pitch:
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- Waking up refreshed after a night in a clean, comfortable room, designed with your needs in mind.
- Indulging in a delicious breakfast to fuel your day.
- Relaxing by the outdoor pool (and hey, maybe even trying out the spa!).
- Exploring the nearby attractions (believe me, there's some great stuff to see and do in the area).
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into my latest adventure: a glorious, messy, and hopefully not-too-disastrous stay at the DoubleTree by Hilton Laurel in Laurel, Maryland. Oh, and let's be honest, it's not exactly the Amalfi Coast, but hey, it's a trip, and I'm in for the ride!
Day 1: Arrival & Internal Combustion Engines (or: The Parking Lot Purgatory)
Time: Noon -ish (ish being the operative word here. You know, life with a toddler. They run on their own chaotic clock.)
- Event: Arrival at DoubleTree.
- Means: Mini-van of doom, driven by yours truly, after a three-hour drive from… nowhere important. Just… away.
- Anecdote: Found the hotel! Success! But the parking lot, oh the parking lot. It's like they got the parking space dimensions and said, "Let's make 'em really tight and really confusing!" I swear I spent a solid ten minutes circling, wrestling with the steering wheel, and muttering under my breath like a seasoned trucker. Finally snagged a spot. A tight one. Praying my minivan makes it out unscathed.
- Quirk: The sheer amount of SUVs in this parking lot. Apparently, everyone in Laurel has a family (or at least the illusion of one).
- Emotion: Relief (I found a spot!), quickly followed by mild anxiety (will I get out of it?).
Time: 1:00 PM -ish
- Event: Check-in.
- Means: Feet (mostly) with a screaming toddler strapped to one hip and a suitcase digging into my other arm.
- Anecdote: The lobby is… nice. Standard DoubleTree nice. And bless the front desk person, she was all smiles as I stumbled up with my entourage and the toddler was yelling about wanting a cookie. Thankfully, DoubleTree’s cookies are legendary and she threw one in. We now have a happy child on our hands, success!!!
- Quirk: Noticing the Christmas decorations still up. Clearly, someone got behind on taking those down. Or maybe they're just really, really into the holiday spirit.
- Emotion: Gratitude (for the cookie & the calm front desk person) and general exhaustion.
Time: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM
- Event: Room exploration, unpacking (ha!), toddler containment.
- Means: Wobbly legs, questionable organization skills.
- Anecdote: The room… it's a room. Clean enough—not spotless, but hey, I lowered my standards a long time ago. Found a little cockroach scuttling away near the AC, which made me jump but I don't have the energy, so I ignored it. Tried to unpack, failed miserably. Ended up just flinging clothes haphazardly into various drawers. Toddler, meanwhile, is terrorizing the furniture. Standard operating procedure.
- Quirk: The in-room coffee machine. It looks suspiciously like something from the 80s. Prepare yourself, taste buds.
- Emotion: Mild disappointment, followed by resignation. This is the real world.
Time: 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM
- Event: Pool time (or the potential for it, anyway).
- Means: Swimsuit, towel, sheer willpower.
- Anecdote/Mess: The pool. Alright, let’s talk about the pool. The indoor pool. It smelled strongly of chlorine, like, I could taste it. The water itself? Murky. Not inviting. The toddler, surprisingly, was thrilled. She splashed, she shrieked, she almost swallowed half the pool. I spent most of my time just trying to keep her from drowning and warding off the other screaming children.
- Quirk: The decorative palm trees that looked like they were on life support in the pool area.
- Emotion: Utterly, bone-deep exhaustion. And a slight suspicion I might need to take a shower the second I get back to the room, not just the end of the day.
Time: 6:30 PM - 7:30 PM
- Event: Dinner at the hotel restaurant (because, let's face it, I'm not driving anywhere else tonight).
- Means: Still-damp swimsuit, questionable fashion choices, a deep-seated hope for edible food.
- Anecdote: The restaurant. It was… there. The food was… food. Remembered the cookie. The toddler had pasta, which she mostly smeared on herself. I had a burger, which was slightly better than the pool experience, but there's not much to rave about. The service, bless their hearts, seemed to be staffed entirely by teenagers who were probably questioning their life choices. I felt their pain.
- Quirk: The elevator music was… very smooth jazz. I think I lost a few brain cells.
- Emotion: A dull ache of disappointment, mixed with a tiny spark of gratitude that dinner was over.
Time: 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM
- Event: Bedtime routine, toddler wrangling, and a desperate attempt at relaxation.
- Means: Toothbrush, pajamas, a large glass of wine (or maybe two).
- Anecdote: The bedtime routine with a toddler is a chaotic ballet. The toddler, predictably, refuses to sleep. Several books were read, a few tantrums were thrown (mostly by myself), and eventually, she crashed. Now, here I am with a glass of wine, trying to maintain a semblance of sanity before passing out in front of the TV.
- Quirk: The weird flickering of the lights and I'm beginning to think I'm in a Stephen King novel set in a hotel.
- Emotion: The sweet relief of silence, coupled with a touch of paranoia and dread of the next day.
Day 2: A Whole New Level of… Something
Time: 7:00 AM -ish
- Event: Waking up.
- Means: Alarm clock, toddler-induced shrieking.
- Anecdote: Well, the toddler woke up and started screaming. We had to get dressed and leave the hotel to go eat breakfast at a nearby McDonald's.
- Quirk: I'm not making this up.
- Emotion: Exhaustion.
Time: 10:00 AM -12:00 AM
- Event: Check-out.
- Means: Feet (mostly) with a screaming toddler strapped to one hip and a suitcase digging into my other arm, along with a lot of prayers to get out of the parking lot.
- Anecdote: We succeeded. We got out.
- Quirk: The lobby has the same decorations as yesterday.
- Emotion: Relief.
Okay, so that's a wrap. The DoubleTree in Laurel—it was… an experience. Not a luxurious one, not a particularly memorable one, but definitely an experience. And you know what? That's life. Messy, unpredictable, and sometimes, just a little bit… disappointing. But hey, at least I got to see a pool. And a cockroach. And a whole lot of minivans. And now, I'm going back home!
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Escape to Paradise (…or at Least, Laurel, MD: DoubleTree Edition!) - Your Questions, My Utterly Unfiltered Answers
Okay, seriously, is this place *actually* paradise? Because my last “dream getaway” involved questionable room service and a leaky faucet.
The website boasts about the "signature DoubleTree cookie." Is this some kind of marketing puffery? Is it even *good*? Because I'm a cookie snob.
What are the rooms like? Are they… you know… clean? And do they have a decent view?
Is the pool… usable? I've seen some hotel pools that look like they haven't been cleaned since the Reagan administration.
What about the food? Are there any decent restaurants nearby, or am I stuck with vending machine snacks and questionable room service?
Is there a gym? I'm trying to, you know, *not* completely lose myself while on "vacation."
Okay, I'm sold (mostly) on the cookies. But is there *anything* I should be warned about before I go? Any hidden fees or weird policies?
Let's get personal. What's *your* absolute favorite thing about this DoubleTree? And what's one thing that drives you absolutely bonkers?
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