
Myrtle Beach's BEST Kept Secret: Royale Palms Condo Paradise!
Royale Palms: Myrtle Beach's (Mostly) Awesome Secret - My Unfiltered Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the iced tea, considering we're in Myrtle Beach) on Royale Palms. I'm not gonna lie, going in, I was expecting pretty much the same generic beach condo experience. You know the drill: faded floral prints, sticky floors, and a grumpy seagull permanently perched on the balcony railing. Boy, was I wrong! (Well, mostly.) This is a true contender for Myrtle Beach's BEST Kept Secret – or at least, it was, until I started blabbing about it.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good News!)
First things first: accessibility. This is crucial, and Royale Palms (bless their hearts) makes a decent effort. They have an elevator, which is FANTASTIC. Essential. Seriously, climbing stairs with luggage and sand-covered toddlers? No thank you. I saw evidence of facilities for disabled guests – ramps, etc. – but I can't give a definitive "yes" without a deeper dive from someone with firsthand experience. The good news? They are trying.
Check-in/out [express] and Contactless check-in/out options are also a huge win in this day and age. Quick, easy, and leaves you with more time for important things… like figuring out which frozen margarita to order first. I'm a sucker for a Doorman. They add a touch of class, regardless of the destination.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (Mostly)
Okay, let's talk about feeling safe. In these uncertain times, it's a MUST. Royale Palms seems to take it seriously. I spotted Anti-viral cleaning products being used (always a plus!), and they've got a slew of safety/security features, including 24-hour security, CCTV in common areas and outside the property, Fire extinguishers, and Smoke alarms in the rooms (phew!). The fact they offer room sanitization opt-out available shows a flexibility I appreciate. Seeing Staff trained in safety protocol is also a major relief. They're clearly taking this seriously.
They also have Hot water linen and laundry washing, and Professional-grade sanitizing services, which adds comfort without the doubt of other places.
The pandemic-related stuff (which, let's be real, is a HUGE deal right now): Lots of Hand sanitizer stations everywhere, which I loved. Daily disinfection in common areas. I didn't eat in the restaurant, but I saw evidence of Safe dining setup. Individually-wrapped food options are a smart move too. But be careful: Physical distancing of at least 1 meter is attempted, but it's Myrtle Beach. Expect beach bods to be… close-ish.
Rooms and Amenities: Paradise Found (Maybe?)
Alright, the juicy stuff! The rooms are spacious. Like, really spacious. A big sigh of relief after some tiny hotel rooms. And the views! Oh, the views! I'm pretty sure I spent a solid hour just staring out the window. Non-smoking rooms are a godsend, and the blackout curtains were perfect for those crucial afternoon naps (and late-night movie marathons).
Now, let's get into specifics…
- Internet Access: Wi-Fi [free] and Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! Not just in the lobby, but actual, functioning Wi-Fi. Praise be!
- Air conditioning: Because, hello, Myrtle Beach humidity!
- The Bed: My bed was comfier than my bed back home. 10 out of 10 in this category, even with the extra long bed.
- Coffee/tea maker: Inevitable for a morning person. (Although, let's be honest, I'm always a morning person when I'm on vacation).
- Hair dryer: A lifesaver, especially for those post-beach hair disasters.
- Mini Bar": While I didn't use, the option is there.
- Refrigerator: Essential for keeping drinks cold (and, you know, leftovers).
- Balcony: The real star of the show! Watching the sunrise, the sunsets, and the people watch!
- Additional toilet: When traveling with many, it's a MUST HAVE.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Blissful Chaos
This is where Royale Palms really shines. The swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning, with a Pool with view. I spent a shameful amount of time lounging poolside, sipping cocktails, and pretending to read. They also have a Fitness center which, you know, I intended to use. (It's there, at least!) The Spa/Sauna is an absolute MUST. The Massage was AMAZING. I mean, melt-into-the-table amazing. I went twice. I was so relaxed I almost failed to show up at the pool the next day.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Let's Eat!
Okay, food. This is where things get interesting. They have a Bar, a Coffee shop, and Restaurants. The Poolside bar is your best friend. Seriously. They also have Room service [24-hour] which is great for those late-night cravings or lazy mornings. I did order a Breakfast [buffet] and it was pretty standard but sufficient. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was perfect.
But, let's be honest. The food scene around Myrtle Beach has a lot of competition. They offer Alternative meal arrangement if you have diet restrictions.
For the Kids: Happy Campers (Probably!)
Family/child friendly is a huge plus! I didn't travel with kids, but I saw lots of families having a blast. Plus, a Babysitting service option helps with the adult time. They even offer Kids meal.
Services and Conveniences: Everything You Need!
Royale Palms is stacked with services! I loved the Concierge, who helped me with everything from restaurant reservations to finding the perfect souvenir (because, let's be honest, do you even go to Myrtle Beach if you don't get a souvenir?). They have Daily housekeeping, which is a luxury. And the Elevator is critical for getting around. They have Luggage storage, which is a godsend before you go.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because Life Ain't Always Sunshine & Margaritas)
Okay, I'm not going to lie, it wasn't perfect. There were a few minor imperfections, this is definitely going on the list of Things to do.
- Parking: Though Car park [free of charge] is available, it could get a little crowded at peak times.
- The Coffee Shop: The coffee was… okay.
- The Noise: Being on a beach, you can sometimes expect to hear some level of noise, but the Soundproof rooms were helpful.
- The Weather: This is not a fault of the place, of course! But I would definitely advise choosing the best months to visit!
Final Verdict: You Should Book It. Seriously.
Despite any minor hiccups, Royale Palms is a winner. It's got a great location, amazing amenities, and a real sense of chill. It's perfect for families, couples, or even a solo trip (like mine!).
Myrtle Beach's BEST Kept Secret? Maybe not anymore!
Here's my offer for you:
Tired of the same old beach routine? Craving a vacation that's both luxurious and laid-back? Escape the ordinary and discover the magic of Royale Palms!
Book your stay at Royale Palms within the next 2 weeks and receive:
- A complimentary couples massage at the spa (because, you deserve it!).
- A free upgrade to a room with a breathtaking ocean view (wake up to paradise!).
- 20% discount on all food and drinks at the poolside bar and restaurant (because, cocktails!).
Don't miss out on this opportunity to experience Myrtle Beach's BEST Kept Secret. Book your Royale Palms getaway today and start planning your perfect escape!
[Link to Booking]
(P.S. Tell them I sent you! I might get a free drink out of it… Just kidding. (Maybe.))
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Okay, buckle up buttercups! Because packing for Myrtle Beach and Royale Palms… well, it's an experience, and I’m about to spill the sandy tea. This isn't your glossy brochure itinerary; this is the real, slightly sunburned, probably-ate-too-much-seafood deal.
Myrtle Beach Mayhem: Royale Palms & Beyond (A Very Human Itinerary)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Luggage Debacle
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the airport, a slight panic gripping me because, as usual, I've forgotten something. (This time? Sunscreen! Rookie mistake, I know.) The drive to Royale Palms is… well, it's driving. Nothing particularly scenic, mostly strip malls and the creeping dread of realizing how many tourists populate this place.
- 2:00 PM (ish): Check-in…and the elevators decide to take a nap. Cue the sweat. Finally, the room! It’s… fine. Ocean view? Check. Miniature fridge? Check. Questionable wallpaper from the 80s? Also, check.
- 2:30 PM: Unpack. Or, attempt to. Realize my suitcase resembles a chaotic explosion of clothes. Somehow, my favorite swimsuit is MIA. Panic level rising. Must. Find. Swimsuit.
- 3:00 PM: The glorious, beautiful beach. Immediately get sand in my shoes, and my sunglasses decide to take a swim in the ocean. Oh, the joy! However, the salty breeze, the crash of the waves, that view… it's starting to feel less calamitous.
- 4:00 PM: Dinner at a local seafood place. I swear, I order the fried shrimp every. Single. Time. It's a weakness. And the hushpuppies? Don't even get me started. They were warm, and golden, and I devoured every single one. I left smelling faintly of the sea and pure, unadulterated happiness.
- 6:00 PM: Back to the room. That jet lag is hitting hard. I feel like a limp noodle. Decide to watch some trashy TV (hello, cheesy reality shows!).
- 8:00 PM: Pass out on the couch. This is the life.
Day 2: Waterparks, Wonder and Wondering What I Did Yesterday
- 9:00 AM: Wake up, slightly disoriented. Sunscreen! Grabbed it this time!! Head to the first water park I see. It's a whirlwind of screaming children, exhilarating slides, and the distinct sensation of my bathing suit being surgically removed by a rogue wave.
- 12:00 PM: Eat at a burger place. Order a burger, and the fries are a letdown (too salty), but I'm famished, so I happily eat.
- 1:00 PM: Return to Royale Palms for a nap with the ocean view.
- 4:00 PM: Find the boardwalk. The cheesy atmosphere is… undeniably charming. Games, amusement park rides, saltwater taffy. I end up riding a rickety Ferris wheel, and the view is spectacular. For once, I let go of worries and just enjoy.
- 7:00 PM: That swimsuit I lost yesterday! I was so focused on the view, and all the worries, and I never found it!
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at a little Italian restaurant. The pasta was good. I think I might fall asleep in my pasta.
Day 3: Exploring the Surrounds, and the Alligator Adventure
- 9:00 AM: Slow wake-up. Drink lots of coffee.
- 10:00 AM: Drive to the Alligator Adventure. Oh. My. Goodness. The sheer number of those scaly, toothy critters is astounding. I saw a show, where a brave soul interacts with the alligators, and… well, I decided to stay far, far away. It was thrilling, and terrifying.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch: More seafood. Because, why not? This time, I try the blackened snapper. Spicy and delicious!
- 3:00 PM: Head out for golfing at a local course. I’m terrible at golf, a complete and utter disaster. But it's fun. The sun, the breeze, the laughter… It’s the perfect way to spend an afternoon.
- 6:00 PM: Head back to the condo with a slight sunburn. I fall asleep soon after.
Day 4: R&R, Sunsets, and Sandy Toes
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in. Glorious sleep in.
- 10:00 AM: Hit the beach. Actually sit and relax. Read a book (finally!), and let the waves wash away my worries.
- 12:00 AM: I got bored. I feel like I should be doing more!
- 3:00 PM: Explore more of the boardwalk, and play some fun games.
- 6:00 PM: Watch the sunset. Those colors are… breathtaking. I feel a swell of gratitude, and it actually makes me tear up a bit. This trip, this mess- this is what makes it worthwhile.
- 7:00 PM: One last seafood dinner. Order one last fried shrimp. Just for old time's sake.
- 9:00 PM: Pack (or, attempt to). The luggage situation is even worse now. I think I'm taking enough sand home to build my own beach.
Day 5: Head Home
- 7:00 AM: Wake up, slightly hungover from all the fun.
- 8:00 AM: Coffee and a last look at the ocean. Sigh.
- 9:00 AM: Checkout. Farewell, Royale Palms! Until next time, my dear, slightly chaotic haven.
- 10:00 AM: Back to the airport. Wishing I stayed longer!
- 12:00 PM: Home.
This itinerary isn’t perfect. It's a bit all over the place. Life is like that, though, isn't it? Messy, unpredictable, filled with fried shrimp and moments of pure, unadulterated joy. And that, my friend, is the beauty of it all. Enjoy.
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Okay, so...Royale Palms. What's the Big Deal, REALLY? I'm cynical. Convince me.
Is the Beach ACTUALLY as close as they say? Because, let's be real, "oceanfront" can be a *stretch*.
Talk to me Pools! Are they crowded? Are they actually *nice*? Spill the tea.
Are there any on-site restaurants? And, if so, are they any good? I'm a foodie.
What are the rooms like? Are they updated? Is there a working kitchen? Because, let's face it, cheap hotel food can be a *crime*.
Are the beds comfy? I'm a princess (or a prince) and need to sleep!
Parking? Always a nightmare. What's the deal?
What about the elevators? Condo elevators can be a *nightmare*!


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