Odessa's Hidden Gem: Il Decameron Luxury Hotel - Unforgettable Stay!
Odessa's Hidden Gem: Il Decameron Luxury Hotel - Unforgettable Stay! (Review, Rambles, and Rants)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill my guts about Il Decameron. This isn't your cookie-cutter hotel review; this is a full-on, warts-and-all, "I-ate-too-much-pierogi-and-now-I'm-writing-this-at-3-am" experience. You might want a coffee. Or maybe a stiff drink.
From the moment I landed in Odessa, I knew I was in a different world. Cobblestone streets, that Black Sea air… it's like stepping into a painting. And Il Decameron? It's the frame.
Accessibility: (Not completely perfect, but they try!)
This is the first hurdle, and one I’m always incredibly conscious of. While Il Decameron isn't perfectly accessible, they do make a genuine effort. There's an elevator, which is crucial. Plus, they have facilities for disabled guests. However, I didn't notice any ramps to get into and out of the building, which is a major letdown. I saw some people with mobility issues having a bit of a struggle.
Rooms: Luxury, with a Capital "L" (and a sprinkle of "Oops!")
Let's be honest, the rooms are gorgeous. Seriously. Picture this: a king-sized bed you could lose a small child in, crisp white linens, a bathroom that's practically a spa, and blackout curtains! (Bless those blackout curtains, they are a lifesaver, especially after a night of… well, you know.) The air conditioning blasted cold air, which I loved because I was sweating my butt off because of the sun. They also provided an extra-long bed, which was useful. Now, there were a couple hiccups. For example, I couldn’t find the plug for my laptop in the bedroom, so I had to work in the bathroom plugged in. (I’m not judging the hotel as a whole, but that was a bit of a pain.). Also, the view was decent. Nothing breathtaking, but acceptable.
Internet & Tech: Wi-Fi, Wi-Fi Everywhere! (And a LAN, if you're old school.)
Free Wi-Fi? Check. In all the rooms? Check. Even in the public spaces? Check. A LAN if you really need it? Apparently, that's a thing! I'm a Wi-Fi fiend, so I was happy. But for those of us who want to unplug: I didn’t even touch the LAN. I just wanted to be able to watch YouTube videos and chat with my friends without getting the slow loading bar, and it was perfect.
Relaxation and Spa-tacular Fun!
Okay, the spa. The spa. I consider myself a connoisseur of pampering, and this place delivered. I spent a solid afternoon bouncing between the steam room, sauna, and swimming pool. The pool with a view was perfection, the drinks poolside were reasonably priced. The foot bath was amazing and the body scrub was heavenly. I also got a massage that almost made me cry (in a good way). I wanted to keep the masseuse forever. Definitely book some time at the spa, it's worth every hryvnia.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (Especially Important These Days!)
Here’s where Il Decameron really shines. I mean, the staff at Il Decameron took every precaution. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff wearing masks. Daily disinfection in common areas. They had anti-viral cleaning products, and let me tell you, I felt safe. A doctor/nurse was on call. They’ve got a safety feature, and the staff were trained in safety protocols. They even offered room sanitization opt-out, which is a nice touch if you're feeling extra cautious.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food! (And Possibly a Few Too Many Pierogis…)
The food at Il Decameron is, in a word, tempting. The breakfast buffet was a spread fit for a king (or a very hungry travel blogger). Asian breakfast was available, alongside the usual Western fare. They had a coffee shop, and three restaurants. International cuisine, western cuisine, and even a vegetarian restaurant! (Which was great, because after all that pierogi eating, I needed a salad.) I tried the a la carte menu, it was perfect. They also have a poolside bar, because… well, duh. I did a bit of happy hour, and can wholeheartedly recommend it. I will say, the service was sometimes a little… slow. But the food was definitely worth the wait.
Services and Conveniences: Everything You Could Possibly Need (and Some You Didn't Know You Wanted!)
Okay, the list is long. Seriously long. Concierge? Check. Currency exchange? Check. Dry cleaning? Check. Luggage storage? Check. They've got everything imaginable. They had a gift shop, and I saw the people using the business facilities. Oh, and the elevator was also a huge plus because I travel with a lot of luggage. This place is set up to cater to every whim.
For the Kids: Family Friendly, Yes! (But Maybe Bring Your Own Babysitter?)
While they say they're family/child friendly, and I felt a lot of families in the hotel, I didn't see as many kids amenities and kids meals. The babysitting service is available, so that's definitely a plus.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy! (Especially with a Taxi, but Free Parking!)
Airport transfer? Check. Taxi service? Check. Valet parking? Check. Free of charge car park? Check! Getting around Odessa from Il Decameron is easy as pie.
The "Unforgettable" Anecdote: My Sauna Adventure
Okay, so this is my favorite memory. I was in the sauna. And I was feeling good. Really good. Relaxed. Sweat dripping. And then, this tiny woman, probably in her 70s, walks in. She looked at me and said, in perfect English, "You know, this is the best place to think, yes?" I nodded. She proceeded to tell me, in excruciating detail, about her divorce, her grandchildren, and her (extremely opinionated) views on Ukrainian politics. It was hilarious. It was awkward. And it was utterly, wonderfully, unforgettable. It's those random moments, those little imperfections, that make a travel experience truly special.
The Verdict: Is Il Decameron Worth the Hype?
Absolutely. Yes. It's not perfect, but it's damn close. And those imperfections? They just add to the charm. From the luxurious rooms to the spa to the surprisingly hilarious sauna conversations, Il Decameron is a hidden Odessa gem. It's a place where you can relax, be pampered, and, yes, maybe eat a few too many pierogis.
My Recommendation: Book It Now!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups! This isn’t your perfectly polished, pre-fab itinerary. This is my adventure, splattered with gelato stains and questionable decision-making, all in the dazzling, chaotic beauty of Odessa, Ukraine, specifically, that bougie-looking haven known as Il Decameron Luxury Design Hotel. Let’s do this…
Odessa – Decameron Dreams and Slightly Shaky Realities (aka: My Itinerary That's Probably Gonna Flake on Me)
Day 1: Arrival and the Alluring Whisper of the Black Sea
12:00 PM - Arrive at Odessa International Airport (ODS): Okay, so, I envisioned myself floating down the arrivals hall, a vision of effortless cool. Instead, I nearly face-planted while wrestling my suitcase (packed with approximately 7 outfits I’ll never wear). Passport control? Smooth…until I realized I'd left my pen on the plane. Idiot. Still, made it! Emotional Rating: Mild frustration bordering on sheer panic.
1:00 PM - Transfer to Il Decameron: Taxi ride. Driver smells faintly of cigarettes and intrigue. Amusing. The hotel. Oh. Em. Gee. This place… it’s like stepping into a glossy magazine. Think minimalist chic, with just enough over-the-top touches to keep it interesting. I’m instantly questioning if I'm fancy enough to be here. Observation: Definitely not dressed appropriately. Need to hit up the local market, Pronto!
2:00 PM - Check-in & Hotel Exploration: The room! Window overlooking a courtyard promising (hopefully) a quiet night's sleep. I'm already mentally redecorating; this is the best part of a hotel stay! Oh, and the bathroom? Marble. Enough said! Feeling rating: Euphoric, followed by the immediate anxiety of, "What am I forgetting?".
3:00 PM - Unpack (or Attempt To): Honestly? The unpacking is always a disaster. Things shoved haphazardly into drawers. Crumpled clothes. This is my reality. I swear I'm going to learn how to pack lighter someday… Self-observation: Still clinging to the belief that I'll become a travel minimalist.
4:00 PM - First Encounters with Freedom and Food: Head out to explore. Somehow I end up at the "Privoz" market. The vendors! The smells! The sheer volume of stuff! I buy some dried fish and a suspicious-looking, but delicious, pastry from a wrinkly babushka who gives me a knowing wink. Anecdote: "It was the babushka who really knows how to make it." Definitely the best pastry.
7:00 PM - Dinner at a restaurant near the hotel, with a view of the sea (hopefully!): Booked a table at one of the restaurants the hotel suggested. I'll let you know how that goes. Pray for me. Expectation: Hopefully I won't embarrass myself by butchering the Ukrainian I've tried to learn.
9:00 PM - Wandering along the beach and a Nightcap: The sea is mesmerizing. The gentle roar of the waves. The cool breeze on my skin. I'm already thinking about skipping my planned tour early to the next day in favor of lazing on the beach for hours. Then, a nightcap – likely a local cocktail. Gotta embrace the chaos! Feeling: Pure, unadulterated bliss.
Day 2: Odessa's Soul: History & Hiccups
8:00 AM - Wake-up call from the reception with a fresh breakfast delivery I forgot to set an alarm. Coffee and something sweet delivered to my room. I love this hotel! Observation: Breakfast is a good start to the day; hotel breakfast is a gift from god.
9:00 AM - Guided Tour of Odessa's Historical Center: A walking tour. Sounds fancy, right? Probably. But I am already regretting my late-night decisions in the bar. I'm praying I don't look like a total mess. Anticipation : I might have to fake it 'til I make it.
12:00 PM - Lunch at a traditional Ukrainian restaurant: I am starving after all that walking. Pierogie, borscht, etc. I'm going to consume it all. I swear to myself I'll try a new dish every day. Decision made: "I'm going to try to eat it all, so help me."
2:00 PM - Catacomb Exploration (if I'm feeling brave): Okay, this part is where things get interesting – maybe a little too interesting. These catacombs are huge, and I'm a bit claustrophobic. I'll see how I'm feeling. If I bail, no shame! I'd probably be the tourist clutching the hand of the guide by this point. Observation: If they don't have a strong Wi-Fi signal… I'm out.
5:00 PM - Free Time / Shopping (or a nap): A break! Time to explore more shops or maybe just… nap. Hotel bed, here I come! This is what my body actually needs. Inner monologue: Must choose wisely.
7:00 PM - Dinner and evening by the sea I'm craving a good meal and an evening by the sea. Maybe I'll find a cozy spot and watch the waves… I am in Odessa, not many things are impossible. Plan (maybe): Finding a live band.
Day 3: Culture and Coffee - Plus, a Potential Disaster
9:00 AM - Last Hotel Breakfast: Gotta fuel up before the day's mayhem. Enjoying these mornings.
10:00 AM - Visit the Odessa Opera and Ballet Theater (or at least admire the building from the outside): Ah, the opera! I'm hoping to see a performance (if I can snag a ticket), but even just seeing the building is supposed to be amazing. Emotional Rating: Impressed by architecture, and it's all I got.
12:00 PM - Visit the Potemkin Stairs: This is one of those iconic Odessa sights. I swear, my calves are already protesting. Opinion: I am not sure how much I'll enjoy the Potemkin Stairs.
1:00 PM - Lunch at a cafe with people-watching opportunities: I'm a sucker for people-watching. Plus, coffee! Anecdote: "There are a lot of people here, and I'm here for it."
2:30 PM - The Great Gelato Incident: Okay, so, picture this. Me, enjoying a delicious gelato on a sunny afternoon. Life is perfect. Then, BAM! Catastrophe strikes. Anecdote: "My gelato…it fell." I'm still not over it.
4:00 PM - Pack and Prepare to Leave: Sigh. The time to leave is drawing near. I cannot believe how fast it had gone. Reflection: Oh, how I want to stay in Odessa.
5:00 PM - Last walk around Odessa: I'm going to take one last walk through the amazing streets of Odessa.
6:00 PM - Farewell Dinner: I am going to select my favorite restaurant and dine. Oh, I am going to love this! Anticipation: How shall I say goodbye to Odessa?
8:00 PM - Last Nightcap: I will grab one last little drink.
10:00 PM - Sleep.
Day 4: Departure:
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast: One last attempt at enjoying breakfast.
- 9:00 AM - Depart from Il Decameron: Check-out. Tears, probably. I love you, marble bathroom!
- 10:00 AM - Transfer to Odessa International Airport (ODS). Crossing my fingers my flight runs smoothly. And that I don’t lose my passport this time.
- 12:00 PM - Take off for home.
Overall Assessment of Trip:
- Memorable Moments: The babushka, the gelato incident, the sea at sunset.
- Regrets: Not staying longer.
- Lessons Learned: Pack for all weather. Learn more Ukrainian. Don't underestimate the power of a good nap. Never trust gelato.
- Would I Return? Absolutely! Odessa, you've stolen a piece of my heart. And Il Decameron? Well, you’ll be hearing from me again.
(And that, my friends, is the honest, messy, totally imperfect version of my Odessa adventure. Cheers!)
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Il Decameron Luxury Hotel: The Unofficial, Overly Honest, and Slightly Rambling FAQ
(Because let's be real, official FAQs are BORING.)
Okay, Okay, I’m intrigued. *Really* intrigued. What’s the deal with this “Il Decameron” place in Odessa? Sounds fancy. Is it *too* fancy for a normal person like me?
Alright, listen up, because this is *not* your average hotel. Il Decameron? Think… a secret garden of delights, but with air conditioning. It's nestled away, a true hidden gem. Found it only because I got hopelessly lost on a particularly humid day – turns out, getting wonderfully lost in Odessa is a key step in finding the good stuff. "Luxury" is in the name, yeah, but don't get intimidated! Think of it more as "tastefully opulent" rather than "stuffily intimidating." I’m a jeans-and-t-shirt kind of person, and I felt perfectly comfortable. They're going for a certain vibe... think refined, but not pretentious. They *want* you to relax. Though, if you accidentally spill red wine on the pristine white linens… well, let’s just say I’d recommend practicing your most sincere apology face. (Hypothetically speaking, of course. Ahem.)
The rooms. Spill the tea! What are they *really* like? Are we talking cramped shoebox or palatial paradise?
Okay, the rooms are… a *moment*. Forget "cramped shoebox," honey. My room… it had a *balcony*. And not just any balcony. It was like, Juliet-worthy, with a wrought-iron railing and overflowing with flowers. I actually considered serenading the courtyard below (thankfully, I chickened out, my singing voice is… legendary in its awfulness). The bathroom? Marble, people! Actual, honest-to-goodness *marble*. And a ridiculously deep soaking tub. I mean, you could practically swim in it. The bed… oh, the bed. Cloud-like. I slept like a baby (well, a baby who occasionally woke up to marvel at how luxurious everything was). But, and this is a tiny, *tiny* imperfection, the Wi-Fi occasionally had a mind of its own. Minor inconvenience, though. Let's be honest, you're there to *unplug* a little, right? Right?! (I may have watched one too many cat videos, though.)
I'm a foodie. Tell me about the food. Is it worth it? Is it… *expensive*?
The food, oh. The food. Let me put it this way: I gained five pounds. And I regret *nothing*. Breakfast is included, and it's a spread of champions. Fresh pastries (the croissants… *chef's kiss*), local cheeses, fruits I'd never even seen before, and perfectly brewed coffee. Lunch and dinner at their restaurant… it's an experience. The chef, blessed be his name, clearly loves what he does. Fresh, seasonal ingredients, cooked to perfection. Yes, it's… not cheap. But you're paying for quality, and you're paying for *ambiance*. Dining under the stars in that lovely courtyard? Priceless. Okay, maybe not *priceless*, but worth it. Think of it as an investment in your happiness. Your stomach will thank you. My wallet, maybe not so much.
What about the staff? Are they helpful? Do they *actually* speak English?
The staff… they are *amazing*. Beyond helpful. They anticipate your needs before you even realize you have them. Seriously, they're like a bunch of mind-readers. And yes, they all speak English, even if my Russian is… shall we say, rudimentary. They're genuinely warm, friendly, and eager to please. I actually had a minor wardrobe malfunction (don't ask) and they were incredibly discreet and helpful. They treated me like royalty without the stuffiness. Honestly, they're a huge part of what makes the place so special. I swear, the concierge could probably find you a unicorn if you asked nicely. Okay, maybe not a unicorn. But they could certainly arrange a private boat tour of the Odessa coast, which is almost as magical.
Location, location, location! How far is it from… well, everything? Is it actually *hidden*?
The location is excellent. It's tucked away on a quiet little street, so you escape the hustle and bustle, which is *key* for a relaxing getaway. The nearest beach is easily accessible too. You get the peace and quiet, but you're still a short walk or taxi ride from the city center, the opera house, and all the things that make Odessa… Odessa. The fact that it feels a bit hidden makes it even more special. Like you’ve stumbled upon a secret. I remember the first time I tried to find it (see: getting lost above). Google Maps led to me a rather unremarkable looking door, and I seriously thought I'd stumbled onto a storage closet. Then, *bam*, magic. It's a brilliant use of space.
Okay, let's talk about the 'little details'. Is there a spa? A gym? Are there any hidden gems within the hotel itself?
Yes! There's a spa, which I regrettably didn't get to try (blame the aforementioned five-pound food baby). But, from what I heard, it's divine. They have a range of treatments and the atmosphere is perfectly serene, very conducive to losing all sense of time. I believe there is a small gym, but, let's be honest, I found enough exercise strolling the beautiful streets. As for hidden gems… the courtyard is a treasure. Especially at night, when it’s all lit up. And the cocktail bar is a must-visit. They make a mean espresso martini (trust me on this). Also, I'm pretty sure they have a resident cat. I saw a flash of orange one morning while getting the aforementioned croissant – which is the greatest hidden gem.
Did anything go wrong? Be honest! Perfection is boring.
Okay, okay, full disclosure. Like I said earlier, the Wi-Fi was a bit temperamental (which, honestly, probably did me some good). And there was *one* minor issue with the air conditioning in my room, but they fixed it immediately. The only *real* "problem" I had was… leaving. Seriously. I didn’t want to go! I would have happily stayed there, lounging by the pool (which is lovely, by the way), eating pastries, and being pampered forever. If I have to be overly critical, it's that the walls were a little… thin. I could occasionally hear the guests next door. But, frankly, I was so blissfully asleep I didn't hear much. Any imperfections really fade into insignificance when you consider the overall experience.
This place sounds fabulous. Any advice for someone considering booking?
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