Unbelievable Ordos Luxury: Hanting Premium Hotel Kangbashi's Scenic Views Await!
Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your average hotel review. This is going to be a messy, honest, and hopefully hilarious deep dive into the "Unbelievable Ordos Luxury: Hanting Premium Hotel Kangbashi's Scenic Views Await!" I’m gonna be brutally, and I mean brutally honest – hopefully, the hotel is up to the challenge. And remember, I'm going for that messy, human feel, so apologies in advance for the brain-splatter. Let's go!
First Impressions (and the Great Elevator Debacle)
Alright, so first, the location. Kangbashi. Never been, always wanted to. It's supposed to be this… futuristic, almost ghost-towny kind of place, right? Well, the Hanting Premium Hotel is smack-dab in the middle of it. Which, honestly, is already a win. Getting there was pretty straightforward. They offer airport transfer – a lifesaver, especially after a long flight. (Getting Around: Airport transfer) Saved me the hassle of haggling with a cabbie, which I loathe.
The lobby looked impressive – sleek, modern, all that jazz. But, and this is a big but, the elevator. Oh, the elevator. Let’s just say it had a… personality. It took a very leisurely approach to life. Several times, I swear, I considered hoofing it up the stairs (thankfully, the elevators are mentioned as being present, and the hotel is mentioned as having Facilities for disabled guests). Not ideal after a long flight. (Services and conveniences: Elevator) But hey, at least it eventually got me to my room.
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag, Sadly
Okay, listen, accessibility is vital for me. I want to know if my grandma can get around. And, frankly, this is where things get a bit… complicated. While the hotel claims to have facilities for disabled guests, like I mention, I couldn't personally assess them. (Services and conveniences: Facilities for disabled guests) There's an elevator, which is a plus, and there's a mention that you can request a room without carpet, but there’s a LOT of reliance on assumptions. What I'm saying is, if you have specific needs, call ahead. Ask about the ramp access, the accessible bathrooms, and the general lay of the land. Don't just assume; confirm. And maybe, just maybe, they should mention all the accessibility stuff.
My Room - A Sanctuary (with a Few Snags)
The room itself? Pretty darn good. Modern decor, comfortable bed (and an extra long bed, which is brilliant for us taller folks!), and a killer view. (Available in all rooms: Extra long bed, High floor, Window that opens). Blackout curtains are a must for me, and Hallelujah! they had them. (Available in all rooms: Blackout curtains) The coffee maker and the complimentary tea? A lifesaver during those jet-lagged mornings. (Available in all rooms: Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea) The minibar was… well, it was there. Let's just leave it at that. (Available in all rooms: Mini bar)
And the bathroom? Separate shower and bathtub – love it. (Available in all rooms: Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Bathtub) And decent toiletries. (Available in all rooms: Toiletries) (Though I always bring my own, because my hair is fussy.) The Wi-Fi was, thankfully, free and pretty darn reliable. (Available in all rooms: Wi-Fi [free]) Thank god for that. The free bottled water was awesome too! (Available in all rooms: Free bottled water)
Now, the snags? A few. First, the lighting in the bathroom was… a bit dim. My makeup game suffered. (Okay, I don't wear make up). Also, the soundproofing wasn't perfect. I could hear the distant hum of the hotel’s activities at night, but it wasn't a dealbreaker. (Available in all rooms: Soundproofing)
Cleanliness and Safety - Reassuring, but Not Obsessive
In these post-pandemic times, cleanliness is paramount. And Hanting Premium Hotel clearly takes it seriously. They’re doing all the right things: (Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol) The daily disinfection in common areas was noticeable, and I saw staff members diligently cleaning and sanitizing. They also have that optional sanitization opt-out (which is great, if you’re eco-conscious like me). (Cleanliness and safety: Room sanitization opt-out available) I appreciated the hand sanitizer stations everywhere. It all felt… safe, without being overbearing.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - An Adventure in Itself
Okay, the food. This is where things get interesting. The hotel offers a range of options. I tried the buffet breakfast (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant) – a pretty standard affair, with your usual Asian and Western options. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Asian breakfast, Western breakfast) The coffee was… passable. (I am a coffee snob, what can I say?) There was an a la carte restaurant (Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant) - and it delivered. I had a fantastic meal there one night, and got a bottle of water too! (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Bottle of water)
Then there's a coffee shop – good to know for a caffeine fix. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Coffee shop) And a snack bar. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Snack bar) If you’re feeling particularly decadent, you can order room service 24/7. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Room service [24-hour])
Side note: I am always a fan of a good happy hour. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Happy hour) (Unfortunately, I missed it. My loss.)
Things to Do and Ways to Relax - A Mixed Bag of Wonders
This is where the "luxury" side of the Hanting Premium Hotel shines. There's a fitness center (gym/fitness) – the usual equipment. There’s a pool with a view – a total Instagram-worthy experience. (Things to do: Pool with view, Swimming pool [outdoor]) A sauna, a steamroom, and a spa. (Things to do: Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom) All very tempting.
The big winner, for me? The massage. (Things to do: Massage) I’m not gonna lie, I treated myself. And it was divine. Seriously, after a long day of exploring, that massage was pure bliss. I was a puddle of relaxed on the massage table. They obviously have a lot of experience there!
Services and Conveniences - Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
The service at the hotel was generally excellent. The staff were friendly, helpful, and spoke decent English. (Services and conveniences: Staff trained in safety protocol) Check-in and check-out were surprisingly fast. They had a concierge, a currency exchange, and all the usual conveniences. (Services and conveniences: Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping) They offered laundry service. They even had a convenience store! (Services and conveniences: Convenience store, Laundry service) They even had a car power charging station, which is a nice touch. (Getting around: Car power charging station)
The Quirks and the Imperfections - Because Life's Not Perfect
Okay, let's get real. This hotel isn't perfect. The elevator, I’ve said it before, was a bit of a pain. And while the Wi-Fi was generally good, there were a few moments of buffering (which, admittedly, might have been my fault for streaming too much Netflix). The lack of a "proposal spot" was a tragedy, in my opinion! (Services and conveniences: Proposal spot)
Would I Recommend It? And for Whom?
Overall, yes. Absolutely yes. The Hanting Premium Hotel Kangbashi offers a solid, comfortable stay with some genuinely impressive amenities, a spectacular view, and great staff. It's perfect for:
- Business travelers: With the business facilities and all the convenient services, it seems tailor-made for people in suits. (Services and conveniences: Business facilities)
- Couples: The "couple room" makes it an ideal place for a romantic getaway. (Things to do: Couple's room)
- Those seeking a comfortable and relaxing experience - the spa and pool are top-notch.
My Final, Messy, Opinion:
Unbelievable Ordos Luxury: Hanting Premium Hotel Kangbashi's Scenic Views Await! is mostly living up to the promise. It’s a solid choice for a stay in Kangbashi. And, despite a few quirks, I’d go back.
**Final Score: 7.8/10 (Would be higher if the
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup, because this trip to the Hanting Premium Hotel in Ordos, Kangbashi Scenic Area, China… well, let's just say it's been an experience. This ain't your perfectly curated travel blog; this is the messy, glorious, and often slightly bewildering reality. My itinerary? More like a suggestion, with a generous helping of "winging it."
Pre-Trip Ramblings (aka, the Unvarnished Truth)
So, Ordos. Yeah. I’d heard whispers. Giant statues. Ghost cities (supposedly). And dumplings! Glorious, dumpling-filled dreams! I booked the Hanting Premium because, well, it looked reasonably priced and the photos seemed clean and modern. My expectations? Low-ish. My anxiety levels? Let's just say my packing list included enough hand sanitizer to sterilize a small hospital.
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Bewilderment (aka, "Lost in Translation and Dust Bunnies")
- Morning: Arrived at Ordos Ejin Horo Airport. Let me tell you, the airport itself was pretty slick. Ultra-modern. More marble than a Roman palace. (Okay, maybe a slight exaggeration.) Finding a taxi? A minor miracle. The driver didn't speak a lick of English, and my Mandarin is… patchy. We ended up communicating mostly through frantic pointing and miming the direction of the hotel, accompanied by increasingly wild gesticulations.
- Afternoon: Checked into the Hanting. The lobby? Decent. The room? Okay. The bed… felt like it had been meticulously ironed into a perfect, unforgiving rectangle. The bathroom? Spotless, but the water pressure could barely muster a trickle. Also, there was a strange, almost floral scent hanging in the air, like someone had been aggressively perfuming potpourri.
- Late Afternoon: Attempted to venture out. The Kangbashi Scenic Area is… well, it's scenic. In a very… planned kind of way. Giant, empty boulevards. Sculptures that made me question my sanity. Buildings that looked like they belonged on a sci-fi movie set. I wandered around, feeling like I was the only person inhabiting this meticulously crafted, yet utterly deserted, urban landscape. It was… unsettling.
- Evening: Dinner. Found a local place (thanks, Google Translate!). The food was incredible. I ordered a plate of dumplings, and they were a revelation. Fluffy dough, juicy filling – pure perfection. The restaurant was bustling with locals, their conversations a melody I couldn't understand, but felt oddly comforted by. The only downside? The chopsticks were slippery, and I spent a good five minutes chasing a rogue dumpling across the table.
Day 2: The Great Wall and the Quest for the Perfect Noodle (aka, “Embracing the Absurd”)
- Morning: Decided to be ambitious and visit the Great Wall (a section a couple of hours away). Getting there involved a bus, a taxi, and a whole lot of pointing and smiling. The wall itself? Majestic. Despite the crowds, there was something humbling about standing there, on a piece of history. The views were incredible, but then again, so was the dust from the construction workers, so I was starting to feel a little bit like I was choking on history and pollution at the same time.
- Afternoon: The hunt for the perfect noodle soup commenced. I’d become obsessed. I must sample all the different noodle dishes! I stumbled upon a tiny, hole-in-the-wall place that looked utterly unassuming. The owner? A tiny woman with a cloud of grey hair and a smile that could melt glaciers. The noodles? Heaven. Broth rich and flavorful, the noodles perfectly chewy. I inhaled the entire bowl in about three minutes, nearly burning my tongue in the process. Pure bliss.
- Later Afternoon: Back at the hotel, I attempted to organize my pictures and write down some notes. The internet was… capricious. It would cut out randomly, and I started to experience an odd sense of isolation, even though I was never truly alone.
- Evening: Wandered the streets again, feeling that the "ghost city" label was a little harsh. There were definitely people around now. Kids playing, couples strolling, families eating. This place was starting to warm me up. Found a karaoke bar, which, of course, was a bad idea. Don't get me started. Let's just say my rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" should probably be erased from the internet.
Day 3: Culture Shock and Culinary Adventures (aka, "When in Ordos…")
- Morning: Visited the Ordos Museum. Its design is insane. The architecture is mind-bending but also beautiful. (Okay, the outside made sense; the inside was a labyrinth.) I got hopelessly lost among the exhibits, admiring everything from ancient Mongolian artifacts to modern art installations. I'm not sure how much I really understood, but I was captivated
- Afternoon: I got brave and tried some local street food. Spicy skewers, fried dough, and some kind of mysterious, gelatinous substance that I suspect was made from the tears of a thousand pandas. Okay, maybe not, but it was delicious. The spice was epic.
- Late Afternoon: Back at the hotel, I attempted to watch a local TV show (thanks, Google Translate!) where I realized that I like to laugh at the local music shows the most.
- Evening: This is where things got interesting. Found a Mongolian barbeque restaurant. The food was good, especially the meats. The singing was amazing, and I'm pretty sure the table next to me ordered an entire roasted lamb. I had a moment of existential dread mixed with pure, unadulterated delight. This place was starting to grow on me despite all the strange stuff happening around.
Day 4: Farewell (and a Promise to Return - Maybe) (aka, "Leaving a Little Piece of My Sanity Behind")
- Morning: One last walk around the area. The sun was shining; everything looked a little less alien. I even saw a small, scraggly dog that looked as lost as I felt on my first day. Maybe it was a metaphor for my entire trip.
- Afternoon: Checked out of the Hanting. The staff at the desk were nice, even though we still couldn't communicate effectively. The floral scent in the room felt a little less intense.
- Evening: On the way to the airport, I looked back. Ordos. It was weird, it was wonderful, it was challenging, it was utterly unforgettable. Would I recommend it? Yes, but with a warning. This is not a polished, predictable destination. It's raw. It's chaotic. It’s… well, it's an experience. And, honestly, that’s what makes it so damn interesting.
The Verdict?
The Hanting Premium Hotel? Decent. The food? Amazing. Ordos itself? A place that will stay with me long after I've unpacked my suitcase and scrubbed the dust off my clothes. I'd go back… eventually. Maybe. After a long nap and a very, very strong cocktail. And a lifetime supply of dumplings.
P.S. I still can't figure out what that floral scent was. I'm pretty sure it haunts my dreams now.
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Unbelievable Ordos Luxury? Hanting Premium Hotel Kangbashi - FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, We Have Questions!)
Is this Kangbashi place... actually real? Looks suspiciously like a movie set.
Okay, *this* is the first question everyone asks. Even *I* asked it, squinting at the pictures. Yep. It's real. And yeah, part of you *will* feel like you've wandered onto the set of a low-budget sci-fi flick. The vastness, the almost *too* perfect architecture… it's a head trip. I mean, I spent a good hour just wandering around, half-expecting a giant robot to trundle by. It’s... a lot. But real, nonetheless. Though... the ghost town rumors? Hmm... We'll get to that.
So, the Hanting Premium Hotel – is it actually 'premium'? Don't want a repeat of *that* questionable hostel experience…
Alright, let's talk expectations. Is it the Four Seasons? No. Is it... well, not a total dump? Absolutely. My room was actually *clean* (a massive win in my book), the bed was comfy enough to collapse on after a full day of wandering around in... well, a landscape that can feel like a barren planet, and the shower... the shower was actually hot! And that, my friends, is a godsend sometimes. Don't expect over-the-top luxury, but it's a solid, dependable stay. Think "good hotel, in a weird place". That's the tagline.
What's the *vibe* like? Is it all moody Instagrammers taking perfect sunset shots?
Okay, this is key. The vibe is… surreal. Imagine a place built for a million people, inhabited (during my visit) by, like, a few thousand, tops. It's quiet. Eerily so. You *will* find people taking photos, and honestly, you'll probably be one of them. The architecture is just screaming to be documented. But mostly, it's quiet. Almost meditative, in a weird, slightly-on-edge kind of way. I kept expecting a tumbleweed to blow across the main square. (It didn’t, sadly.) It's a place for introspection. Or at least, a place where you can stare at the vast emptiness and contemplate the meaning of… well, everything. And then you can head back to the hotel and order room service.
The "Scenic Views" - is that a polite way of saying "a whole lot of sand"?
Okay, let's be real. It's not the Swiss Alps. There *is* a lot of open space. But the views are, in their own way, stunning. The desert landscape changes so dramatically with the light - sunrise is just *insane*. The wind whips across the sand and you can just about *feel* the history of the place. Seeing the vastness really puts your life into perspective. I had no expectations of the place and left feeling deeply touched. Worth it. Just prepare for the wind. Seriously. Bring a scarf or something. You'll thank me.
Food. What's the food situation? Will I be eating mystery meat for a week?
Alright, food. Hanting has okay options, but venture out! Ordos food can vary. I'm no food critic, but I have a stomach. The local restaurants… well, I'll be honest, I had a few meals where I *prayed* for a Western fast food joint. But also, I found some real gems! The hotel restaurant did a surprisingly delicious breakfast. And there's a local place that had this incredible lamb soup – savory, rich, and perfect for a blustery day. Get adventurous! Ask the hotel staff for recommendations. And always, *always*, carry some snacks. You never know when the next meal might be a culinary adventure... or a culinary gamble.
Anything to *do* besides wander around and contemplate the emptiness?
Yes! (Sort of). There are museums, which are, again... well, interesting. I mean, I tried to find out more about the "Ordos culture" at the local museum but struggled because the english translations were… well, minimal. There's a library, I saw a few people with books and I just don't understand how they're reading. The best thing to do is explore, see the different buildings. Be prepared to make your own entertainment. Think of it as a choose-your-own-adventure experience.
Tell me more about the ghost town rumors. Should I be scared?
Okay, the ghost town thing. Yeah, it's a thing. The scale of the city, and the relatively small population, definitely contributes to the feeling. A lot of the buildings are empty. I heard whispers - and the internet confirms - that it was designed to house a much larger population than it currently does. Did it feel *haunted*? Not exactly. More… *abandoned*. Like, a beautiful, futuristic dream that didn't quite come to pass. But I would be lying if I said the quietness didn’t send a shiver down my spine a few times, especially at night, and you’re just… alone. You’ve been warned.
But honestly? Sometimes you just want peace. Still... bring a buddy?
So, overall... worth it?
That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? It's not for everyone. If you're looking for constant action, vibrant nightlife, and pre-packaged tourist experiences, this ain't it. If you're easily spooked by empty spaces, maybe skip it. But if you're open to something different... if you're curious, adventurous, and willing to embrace the bizarre... then absolutely, yes. It’s a unique, unforgettable experience. It’s a place to reflect, to wander, to get a little lost, and to come face-to-face with both the beauty and the strangeness of the world. I left feeling... changed. And that's worth a lot. Plus, you'll have *amazing* stories to tell. Just don't expect to be able to explain it.
Oh, and bring a good book! And maybe a travel buddy. Or don't, if you like being alone. Just... be prepared. You're going to be changed.
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