Tampa's BEST Red Roof PLUS+ Suites? (Hidden Gem!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the slightly chaotic, utterly real review of Tampa's BEST Red Roof PLUS+ Suites - or at least, that's what they claim! Let's see if it's a hidden gem or just… polished brass. This ain't your grandma's sterile hotel review, people. Prepare for some brutally honest opinions and tangents galore.
Accessibility: The Good, The "Meh," and the Wait, What?!
Okay, right off the bat, accessibility is key. I'm talking wheelchairs, crutches, the whole shebang. They say they've got it covered. Wheelchair accessible? Yep, seems like they've made an effort. Elevator? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Listed as yes. But here's where that pesky "real world" creeps in. Just because they have these things doesn't always mean they're well-maintained or thoughtfully designed. I’ve stayed in places with "accessible rooms" that were so cramped you could barely swing a cat, let alone a wheelchair. I’d need more hands-on experience, and a very thorough inspection, before declaring them disability-friendly champions. I’m keeping my fingers crossed, but my skepticism meter is buzzing.
Internet Access: The Wi-Fi Whisper and the LAN Lament
Alright, internet. We need it. We crave it. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms?! Oh, thank goodness. That's practically a requirement these days. I’d be furious if I had to pay extra to tweet about how comfy the bed is. Internet [LAN]? Hmm… Less likely to be used (who uses landlines in hotels still?). Wi-Fi in public areas? Seems so. Thank GOD.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Sanity or Sanitizing Shenanigans?
Post-pandemic, cleanliness is everything. Nobody wants the lurgy. How are they handling it at this Red Roof Plus? Anti-viral cleaning products? Listed. Daily disinfection in common areas? Good. Rooms sanitized between stays? Okay, that's solid. Professional-grade sanitizing services? Sounding promising. Room sanitization opt-out available? I respect that choice. Giving guests the option is smart, I like that. Hand sanitizer? Gotta have it. Staff trained in safety protocol? Praying to the germ gods! Sterilizing equipment? Excellent. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? Essential if dining in. Safe dining setup? Important. Hygiene certification? Nice to see. Individually-wrapped food options? Good, although I’d prefer less plastic if possible. Cashless payment service? So convenient! Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Let's hope it's actually enforced.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious, Messy Food!
This is where things get really interesting. Let's look how to eat and drink..
- Restaurants - Yes!
- Poolside bar - Yes! (and hopefully with a view)
- Snack bar - Perfect for late-night cravings.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant - Must-have for a caffeine addict like me.
- Breakfast service, buffets - A buffet! A chance to pile my plate high.
- Coffee shop - Good.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant - Bonus points if it includes noodles.
- Vegetarian restaurant, salad, soup in restaurant - Excellent options.
- Bar - Time for adult beverages.
- Room service [24-hour] - Absolute necessity. Especially if I'm feeling lazy!
- Desserts in restaurant - YES. (My inner child is screaming)
- Bottle of water - Small detail, big comfort.
- Western breakfast, or Asian breakfast - Variety is the spice of life!
- Happy hour! The siren song of affordable cocktails.
Services and Conveniences: The Perks and the Quirks
- Air conditioning in public area (check!)
- Concierge (useful, if there's a helpful person!)
- Convenience store (for forgotten essentials) Always a winner.
- Currency exchange (handy for international travelers)
- Daily housekeeping (please, yes!)
- Dry cleaning/laundry service (essential for the business traveler)
- Facilities for disabled guests (big focus on accessibility!)
- Luggage storage (saves space)
- Meeting/banquet facilities (for business or fun)
- Safety deposit boxes (for valuables)
- Elevator (crucial)
- Free parking (YES!)
- Taxi service (good to have)
- Alarm clock (essential for meetings and a good night's sleep)
- Additional toilet (luxury!)
- Bathrobes (cosy!)
- Blackout curtains (darkness is my friend)
- Desk (for working/writing/journaling)
- High floor (I feel safe and I am scared of heights!)
- Interconnecting room(s) available (perfect for families)
- Laptop workspace (for serious work)
- Mini bar (temptation stations!)
- Non-smoking (thank you, world!)
- Reading light (for my late-night book addiction)
- Refrigerator (yay for drinks)
- Seating area (for lounging)
- Shower (essential)
- Smoke detector (safe!)
- Soundproofing (essential)
- Slippers (cosy)
- Telephone (backup)
- Umbrella (for the Florida rain)
- Wake-up service (early bird!)
- Wi-Fi [free] (the best)
For the Kids: Child-Friendly Chaos?
Babysitting: That's actually quite convenient! Family/child friendly: Good to hear!
Fitness, Relaxation, and the Elusive "Spa":
Okay, let's talk "relaxing," shall we?
- Fitness center/Gym: Essential for burning off that buffet…or maybe just avoiding the guilt.
- Pool with view, and an outdoor pool: Sunshine and a place to swim.
- Sauna/Spa/Steamroom: If these exist, make sure they're actually functional and not just a sad, dusty afterthought.
- Massage: dreams.
My Real-World Anecdote: The "Almost" Spa Disaster
I once stayed at a hotel that advertised a "spa." Excited, I envisioned aromatherapy, cucumber water, plush robes… The reality? A dimly lit room with a broken massage table and a faintly mildewed aroma. The "masseuse" looked like she'd been up all night. Let's just say, I ended up with a backache and a slightly traumatized emotional state. It was a learning experience!
Getting Around: Transportation Tango
Car park [free of charge]: A winner! Taxi service: Useful. Airport transfer: Nice to have.
Available in all rooms
- Additional toilet (Luxury!)
- Air conditioning (essential!)
- Alarm clock (essential for meetings)
- Bathrobes (cosy!)
- Blackout curtains (darkness is my friend)
- Desk (for working/writing/journaling)
- High floor (I feel safe!)
- Interconnecting room(s) available (perfect for families)
- Laptop workspace (for serious work)
- Mini bar (temptation stations!)
- Non-smoking (thank you, world!)
- Reading light (for my late-night book addiction)
- Refrigerator (yay for drinks)
- Seating area (for lounging)
- Shower (essential)
- Smoke detector (safe!)
- Soundproofing (essential)
- Slippers (cosy)
- Telephone (backup)
- Umbrella (for the Florida rain)
- Wake-up service (early bird!)
- Wi-Fi [free] (the best)
Final Verdict and a Compelling Offer (FINALLY!)
Look, I'm cautiously optimistic. The Tampa's BEST Red Roof PLUS+ Suites seems to be ticking a lot of boxes. But until I've personally witnessed the gleaming bathrooms, the attentive staff, and the spa that doesn't inspire existential dread, I'm staying on alert. This hotel has the potential to be a decent stay.
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Red Roof Ramblings: Tampa Tango (Expect the Unexpected)
Day 1: Arrival and… Immediate Regret?
Time: 2:00 PM - Destination: Red Roof PLUS+ & Suites Tampa (Check-in Chaos)
- The Scene: Alright, so, Tampa. Sunshine State, right? Famous for… something? I'm already sweating through my travel shirt and I haven't even seen the sun yet. Arrived at the hotel, and the lobby… bless its heart, it's definitely seen better days. The air conditioning seems to be a suggestion, not a guarantee. The check-in woman – let’s call her Brenda. Brenda has seen things. Brenda's got a look in her eye like she's dealt with more than her fair share of travel gremlins, and honestly, I respect it. Apparently their system's "being a bit funky" (her words, not mine), which meant waiting… a while. Wandering around and discovering that the vending machine is stocked with only… expired chips. This may not be the best start.
- Reaction: Mild panic. Okay, deep breaths. It’s just a hotel, right? Just sleep and then leave.
Time: 3:00 PM - Destination: Room Reconnaissance (and the Hunt for WiFi)
- The Scene: Finally got the key! Walked the length of a very long corridor, and praying the place is clean. Entering the room. The decor?… Well. Let’s call it "eclectic." Think "budget motel chic" meets "slightly faded floral wallpaper." The air con in here is working great, the fridge seems to be okay. First priority: Wi-Fi. Thank god for reliable technology.
- Quirky Observation: Did I mention the carpet felt suspiciously… sticky? And the light fixtures… the less said, the better. There are cigarette burns in the carpet.
- Reaction: Okay, okay, I'm being dramatic. It's a bed, a TV, and a bathroom. People have survived worse. I will survive this.
Time: 4:00 PM - Destination: Publix! (A Florida Ritual)
- The Scene: Okay, I'm famished, and the chips at the hotel just don't do it for me. Luckily, Publix is only a hop, skip, and a slightly frightening crosswalk away. Stocked up on snacks, water, and some essentials. Wandered every aisle for a snack; was overwhelmed.
- Anecdote: Spotted a guy wearing a t-shirt that said "I love Florida" and immediately felt judged. Am I living in the wrong city?
- Reaction: Found peace in the produce section. Tomatoes are an absolute delight.
Time: 6:00 PM - Destination: Dive into the Pool.
- The Scene: The pool. The place is deserted, which is just what I want. The water is clean and warm. A much needed refreshment!
- Quirky Observation: the pool looks like it's seen better days, but it's absolutely fine.
- Reaction: I am happy.
Time: 7:00 PM - Destination: Dinner on the Go!
- The Scene: The hotel is near a bunch of options. I chose an American restaurant.
- Quirky Observation: The food portions are huge!
- Reaction: I am happy.
Day 2: Into the Wild (and Probably Sweatier)
Time: 9:00 AM - Destination: Breakfast.
- The Scene: Breakfast is served in a small room. It is the same as the one yesterday. It's an egg, sausage, and some cereal.
- Quirky Observation: There are only three tables.
- Reaction: I am happy.
Time: 10:00 AM - Destination: More pool.
- The Scene: More time in the pool.
- Quirky Observation: It is hot..
- Reaction: I am happy.
Day 3: Departure (and a Sigh of Relief)
- Time: 9:00 AM - Destination: Check Out
- The Scene: Checked out without a hitch. Brenda gave me a smile.
- Quirky Observation: I didn't even have to go through much trouble!
- Reaction: I am happy.
Final Thoughts:
Look, this wasn't a five-star experience. It was, let's be honest, a budget-friendly adventure. The Red Roof PLUS+ & Suites Tampa wasn't perfect, but it was clean, comfortable, got the job done, and I had some fun. If you are looking for a low-cost trip that does the job, then I recommend this hotel.
Rating: 3/5 Stars (Would probably stay again if on a budget and needed a place to crash.)
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Tampa's Red Roof PLUS+ Suites: Honestly, Should You Bother? (Spoiler: Maybe REALLY BOTHER?)
Okay, let's be real. "Red Roof PLUS+" doesn't exactly scream "luxury retreat," does it? But listen, I have a thing for these places in Tampa. It's like... a secret, a hidden little jackpot for the budget-conscious traveler (and, let's face it, sometimes the flat-broke traveler like moi).
I've stayed in some truly God-awful hotels in my life. Places where you genuinely feared your foot might get trapped by a rogue bedspring. So when I first saw a Red Roof PLUS+ in Tampa, I was skeptical. *Very* skeptical. But hey, a cheap flight, limited funds… what else was I supposed to do, sleep on a park bench? (Though… the squirrels *are* cute…)
But you know what? I've had some shockingly good experiences. So, let's dive into the nitty-gritty. And trust me, I'm not holding back.
1. Are these places *actually* "PLUS?" Is it just lipstick on a pig?
Okay, so the "PLUS+" part is... a bit of a marketing stretch. But here's the thing: it's a *significant* step up from your standard Red Roof Inn. Think of it like... okay, imagine two toddlers. One is covered in spaghetti and has a runny nose. The other has just a tiny bit of glitter stuck to their face. That's the difference. (Don't ask.)
Seriously, the newer ones – and the ones I've stayed at in Tampa have generally been *pretty* decent – often have updated furniture, better TVs, and genuinely clean rooms.
My Anecdote: I walked into one in Tampa, bracing myself for that overwhelming "hotel room" smell. You know, where they've tried to mask the previous occupants with industrial-strength air freshener? But nope! Smelled... surprisingly fresh. I actually took a deep breath and thought, "Huh. Not bad." That's a win in the budget hotel world.
2. What about the location? Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere?
Again, location is crucial. Let's be honest, some Red Roofs ARE out in the boonies – or nestled near the interstate, which is its own kind of wilderness. But the Tampa ones I've encountered are surprisingly well-placed. You're usually a short-ish drive from the airport (a MASSIVE plus if you're like me, and loathe airport shuttles). And depending on the specific PLUS+ location, you're often within easy reach of attractions, restaurants, and, crucially, a good coffee shop (vital!).
The Downside: Okay, full disclosure: I once stayed at one that was *technically* close to a decent restaurant. But the walk involved dodging speeding cars, stray cats, and a general sense of existential dread. So, *always* look at the map and read reviews about the *specific* location. Don't trust just me! I might be slightly delusional by this point.
3. Cleanliness: Is it… clean? Like, *actually* clean? Or just "hotel clean"?
This is THE million-dollar question, isn't it? Look, I'm not going to lie and say these places are *immaculate*. You might find a stray hair (or two… or three) in the bathroom. But generally, in my experience, the PLUS+ rooms in Tampa are CLEAN. They're not swanky-hotel clean, where a butler polishes your toothbrush. But they're clean enough that I haven't needed to sleep fully clothed and terrified. That's a win.
My Confession: I'm a bit of a germaphobe, let's be honest. So, I always bring my own Lysol wipes. And I give the bathroom a good once-over before I unpack. It's just my weird ritual. But genuinely, I've never found anything truly horrifying at the Tampa PLUS+ locations. (Knock on wood!).
4. What about the amenities? Free breakfast? Pool? That kind of stuff?
Okay, temper your expectations here. You're not getting a gourmet breakfast spread. Don't expect a pool overlooking a tropical paradise. BUT! The Tampa Red Roof PLUS+ locations *typically* offer a basic continental breakfast – think bagels, muffins, cereal, and instant coffee. It's enough to get you going, especially if you're on a budget. A pool? Yeah, usually there IS a pool. It's... a pool. It does exist.
The Pool Saga: Okay, FULL confession. I recall one specific Red Roof in Tampa. I had a rough flight. Everything was going wrong. I went to the pool. I needed to de-stress. It was… underwhelming. The water was a bit cloudy. There was a rogue inflatable flamingo abandoned on the side. And some kid kept doing cannonballs, soaking me every five minutes. I lasted 15 minutes before retreating to my room, defeated. So, yeah, the pool experience can be… variable. But hey, at least there was one, eh?
Back to the Amenities: They often have free Wi-Fi (which, in this day and age, is non-negotiable). Some have fitness centers (I'm not judging if you never use them). The point is, they provide the essentials.
5. Value for Money: Is it *actually* a good deal? Or are you just penny-pinching TOO much?
This is the *crucial* question. And the answer? YES. Absolutely YES. For the price, the Red Roof PLUS+ Suites in Tampa generally offer *excellent* value. You're getting a clean(ish) room, a decent location, and the basic amenities, all for significantly less than other hotels. It's the perfect choice for budget travelers, people just passing through, or those (like me!) who prioritize saving money for… well, everything else.
My Recommendation: Always check the prices against other options. But seriously, unless you're looking for a luxury experience, the Red Roof PLUS+ in Tampa is usually a solid choice. You might be surprised. I know I was.
6. Are there any downsides I'm glossing over?
Okay, okay, let's acknowledge the potential pitfalls. Firstly, it's a budget hotel. Noise can beHotel Search Tips
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