Saint Joseph's Hidden Gem: The Boulevard Inn Unveiled!
The Boulevard Inn: Saint Joseph's Secret Weapon (Unveiled!) - A No-Holds-Barred Review
Alright, folks, buckle up because this isn't your average hotel review. We're diving deep into St. Joe's hidden gem, The Boulevard Inn, and let me tell you, it's a rollercoaster. I'm talking highs, lows, and a few "wait, did that REALLY just happen?" moments. But hey, that's life, right? And that's what makes this honest.
First Impressions & Accessibility (or The Quest for the Lobby)
Finding The Boulevard Inn is like finding a solid Wi-Fi signal in a dial-up world (which, speaking of… more on that later). It's tucked away, which immediately gives it that "secret hideaway" vibe. Now, let's address the elephant in the room - accessibility. Listen, I am a huge accessibility advocate. This is really important. The information here will really drive decisions to book or not. The website says its accessible, and that's good, but here's the crux: it's a mixed bag. While the elevator is a godsend (especially after lugging luggage), the pathways around the property…well, let's just say they could use some serious love for wheelchairs, as the concrete can be a bit bumpy. Inside of the hotel, the facilities for disabled guests are present. Okay, that's a plus.
I'm going to be honest, it's worth calling ahead to confirm ALL the details if complete wheelchair accessibility is your top priority. However, the staff are genuinely eager to help. They're not just going through the motions; they care.
Internet: The Lifeline… or the Digital Black Hole?
Okay, so internet access. This is the digital age, people! The free Wi-Fi in all rooms! listed is…well, it exists. Sometimes. It's generally reliable, but the speeds sometimes are the worst. Don't rely on it for streaming HD movies or video conferencing. But, the Internet [LAN] in rooms? LOL. That makes me laugh thinking about it. No one has a LAN cord anymore! I did see the Internet, Internet services listed. But my experience was what you get. The Wi-Fi in public areas worked fine, and it even gets better sometimes!
The Rooms: Comfort & Quirks
My room was a nice size, with an extra long bed–which, as a tall person, I appreciate greatly. I found the air conditioning worked swimmingly and that the blackout curtains were absolutely phenomenal. You could sleep through a zombie apocalypse. The bathroom was clean, with all the essentials (the slippers? Always a nice touch). I appreciated the complimentary bottled water and the coffee/tea maker. The alarm clock was a bonus, I could rely on it. Now, the soundproofing wasn't perfect. I think I heard a seagull sneeze at one point. But the room was clean, comfortable, and a good place to unwind.
The Spa & Relaxation (The "Ahhhhh" Factor)
Okay, here's where The Boulevard Inn really shines. The spa/sauna is a MUST. The sauna itself is a traditional Finnish sauna. I sat there, sweating, feeling the stress melt away, and thinking of nothing at all. Massage services are offered. You can choose a Body wrap or Body scrub. Let me tell you, I nearly melted into the table. I recommend the pool with a view for a good view and to relax.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Hiccup)
The restaurants are a mixed bag. There is a Breakfast [buffet] that is decent. There's an Asian breakfast available. The Coffee shop is a lifesaver in the mornings, and the Poolside bar is the perfect spot to grab a drink and soak up some sun (if the sun is out, that is!).
Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The Daily housekeeping was spot on! You can also take advantage of dry cleaning, ironing services, etc., and there is a gift/souvenir shop, which is great for grabbing a last-minute present. The concierge was super helpful.
For the Kids: Family Fun?
The Boulevard Inn is definitely family/child friendly, but I'm not a parent, so I can't give you a firsthand account. Kids facilities are listed.
Cleanliness & Safety: Peace of Mind
The Boulevard Inn really shines here. In our newly post-pandemic world, cleanliness and safety are paramount. The anti-viral cleaning products being used are a good sign. The availability of hand sanitizer and easy access to First aid kits are important, and the staff are wearing masks. Rooms sanitized between stays and the daily disinfection in common areas is a bonus. The staff trained in safety protocol are all very important.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (and maybe get a little lost):
Things to do is dependent on what you enjoy! Relax! The views of Lake Michigan and the St. Joseph River are quite stunning. You can ways to relax, or get around, which might not be for everyone.
Getting Around:
The hotel offers airport transfer. There is car park [free of charge]. If you want to drive, its the option. There is car park [on-site] and also there is a Valet parking, which is nice.
The Verdict: Should You Book?
The Boulevard Inn isn't perfect. It's got quirks, it's got moments that make you go "hmmm," and the Wi-Fi can be frustrating. However, it has a charm, a genuine warmth, and a killer spa that makes you forgive those imperfections.
My Takeaway? Yes, book it. But go in with your eyes open.
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- Unwind & Rejuvenate: Experience the ultimate spa day and let your worries float away.
- Unforgettable Views: Indulge in breathtaking sunsets from your lake-view room.
- The St. Joe Experience: Explore the charming town of St. Joseph, knowing you have a cozy and welcoming haven to return to.
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- Unforgettable Getaway: Create lasting memories in a beautiful and charming location.
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The "Getaway" That Almost Didn't Get Away: A Confession Before We Begin
Let's be honest, the packing process alone almost sent me over the edge. I'm the kind of person who thinks they're organized, but ends up with five different lipsticks, a pair of shoes that don't match anything, and a lingering sense of doom. Did I remember my toothbrush? Probably not. My sanity? Definitely questionable. But hey, we're going for an adventure, right? Right?!
Day 1: Arrival, Whispers, and the Inevitable Meltdown (of Sorts)
- 1:00 PM: Finally, finally arriving at The Boulevard Inn. Driving in, the lake looked AMAZING. The first thing I always notice is the smell. And let me tell you, a whiff of fresh air and some crisp lake breeze is the only way to arrive after all your problems. Beautiful. And, well, I guess the inn is nice, too. The lobby is all swanky and modern with this view. But I'm pretty sure I almost tripped over a small dog. So, winning already.
- 1:20 PM - 1:50 PM: Check-in. Smooth, thankfully. The staff is incredibly friendly, almost too friendly. Like, are they pretending to be this happy? I've got a room, and OMG, the view. Lake Michigan is sparkling! Seriously, the pictures online didn't do it justice. Maybe this trip will redeem itself after all.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00PM: Room Settling (Or, The Art of Chaos). Unpacking, the usual disaster. I had to do a quick inventory to make sure I brought all the things. I did. Almost. Wait a minute. Where's my phone charger? Deep breaths. Okay, I'll borrow one. No need to panic!
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Pre-Lunch Exploration - A Walk Along the Beach. I'm already falling in love with this place. I feel as though I could spend all day roaming the beaches. I took a stroll towards the beach, and the sand was cool on my toes. There were kids playing, and a dog chasing a ball… ah, it was all perfect. The sun was starting to shift towards the late afternoon, so I turned back.
- 4:00 PM - 5:30 PM: Drinks and Disaster (Maybe Not, But Definitely a Story). Found this amazing bar called "The Grateful Goat." It was a little divey but the staff was friendly. I think I ordered some local beer. One second, and another. And a third. I remember a lively conversation with a couple from Chicago, about their kids, and how they love visiting St. Joseph.
- 5:30 PM - Dinner Time: The Dining Experience. The inn has a fantastic restaurant. Every dish gave me an experience with rich flavors and beautiful display. A delight.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Sunset & Stargazing (Attempted). The sunset was, hands down, the most breathtaking thing I've seen in ages. I grabbed a blanket and a glass of wine and just… sat. Watched the colors change, the lake shimmering… absolute perfection. Later on, I tried to look for some stars. But, you know, city girl, my stargazing skills are questionable. I saw a few, at least! I think. Wait, was that a satellite? Never mind.
Day 2: Embracing the Tourist, the Shopping Frenzy, And the Unexpected…
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast Bliss (Maybe). Breakfast at the inn was… adequate. They had the usual suspects: eggs, bacon, pastries. I'm not exactly a breakfast person, so I made a quick run to the fruit bar and grabbed a banana and a quick coffee.
- 9:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Whirlwind of Shopping. I'd planned to visit a little shop called, "The Market." It was a disaster. Okay, that's a little dramatic. It was cute. But the items were not my style. I wandered around. Tried on a cute hat. Left empty-handed. My bank account is grateful.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break - Lakeside Cafe. Decided to grab lunch at a cute lakeside cafe. Had a delicious salad and watched the boats go by. I almost feel like I'm on vacation, and actually enjoying myself.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Whirlwind of Shopping, Revisited. Okay, I know I said no shopping earlier, but I was in the area. And there were some cute shops. I spent far more time than I should have, and ended up buying some treats for family and friends.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Double Down on Relaxation - The Pool. I spent hours lounging around the pool, basking in the sun. There were others guests, laughing and enjoying themselves. This is what vacation is about, right?
- 5:00 PM - 6:00PM: Sunset & Stargazing (Attempt). Went back to my room to stare at the sunset one more time. And, wow. The sunset, again, was spectacular.
Day 3: Farewell, Frazzled, and Full of Memories
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast – The Second Attempt. This time, I'm ready for breakfast. Grabbed some scrambled eggs, some fruit, and coffee.
- 9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: Pack those bags.
- 10:30 AM - 11:30 AM: Checkout. Simple check-out process.
- 11:30 AM: Driving home
Emotional Debrief:
Honestly? This weekend was a mess. A beautiful, messy, wonderful mess. Did everything go according to plan? Absolutely not. Did I have moments of pure bliss? Absolutely. Would I go back to The Boulevard Inn? In a heartbeat - and maybe next time, I'll remember my phone charger. Because let's be real, I probably won't.
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The Boulevard Inn Unveiled! FAQs (Because, Let's Go There, Okay?)
Okay, spill. Is the Boulevard Inn *really* a hidden gem, or are we talking "hidden" like my laundry basket after a week?
So, what's the *actual* vibe then? Give it to me straight. No flowery language.
Let's talk rooms. Specifically, THE ROOM. Was it, you know, *clean*? Because that's kinda important.
Okay, but let's get to the *real* stuff. The breakfast. Was it worth waking up for? (Because, you know, I'm not naturally a morning person.)
So, you said the view was important. *What* view? Pretend I'm a goldfish.
Anything you *didn't* love? Because let's be real, nothing's perfect. Spill the tea!
So, should I go? Give me the final verdict.
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